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"Jefferson County Kentucky 100+ zombies"

"Well, unless they're like a runner or something, wouldn't you notice the "passing" part of passing and turning? If they do just go straight from person to zombie without getting bitten or something, I'd probably wait till I…"

"Antywayz, I have decided what weapon I would use: I would call upon the Flying Spaghetti Monster and would use His Noodly Appendage to destroy all of the zombies."

"What if there isn't a Heaven? Then you're dead. Yay."

"And you would obtain the acid how? And put it in the Super Soaker how? And keep it from eating through the Super Soaker how? And die how? I know the answer to the last: Get burned by the acid, then get eaten by zombies as you were writhing around in…"

"Then you would die a horrible, horrible, painful, excruciating death by evisceration."

"Very good point."

"And then you'd die a horrible, horrible, painful, excruciating death by evisceration."

"Actually, I think it'd be better to go to Pastafarian Heaven. It has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Pastafarian hell is similar, but the beer is stale and the strippers all have STDs."

"Your sword would have to have a razor edge that would shatter immediately upon impact with bone. It would also have to weigh about 200 pounds and be swung by a machine very quickly, cutting through at whatever the wakest point would be. KATANAS…"

"Antywayz, all grammar aside, bombs wouldn't have much effect. Bombs usually use shrapnel, so let me misquote Max Brooks here: "Bombs take out a leg or an arm, or the family jewels." they don't penetrate the cranium the vast…"

"What about spelling, Big Daddy? That should have been "grammar." jk, jk. :~)"

"That would be "yourself." By the way, it should also be "your choice.""

"Nice with the crowbar. It's gotta be bright red though. I've seen too many people perish for using an unpainted, blue, or even black crowbar."