"Hey, Im a Pvt. in the U.S. Army at an outpost in Richmond VA,... I have 31 childeren here, 53 adults, and 200 troops. Send us some god damn supplies now!!!!"
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the_fear_master replied to Michael Ebmeier's discussion Aid Availible"this is lieutenant saad ,a jr reporting in..
we are located at northeast egyptian island called "bur' ad" ,we have enough supplies and artiliry and sea fleets but with no air support ,and we gladly will give u the supports and…"
Michael Ebmeier replied to Enbee's discussion What do you guys think about the shotgun? Fire?"What you don't know is that he's just saying what's effective in L4D."
Michael Ebmeier replied to Arya Koranki's discussion The use of flashbangs in a Z world."Flashbangs don't affect zombies, because they rely just as much on hearing and smell as vision."
Michael Ebmeier replied to Zombie Exterminator's discussion Zombies, in all actuality...?"Zombies, romero style are completely infeasible, as it requires imaginary things, like the dead somehow moving. Viruses cannot cause re-animation, because it is medically impossible. However if, "zombies" ever were to be real, they would…"
Michael Ebmeier replied to Tyler Pomponio's discussion If you could live in any time period during a zombie epidemic, which time period would you choose?"6000 years from now. Everyone will be equipped with optic blast systems that disintegrate zombies. All facilities will be zombie proofed, as they are holographic energy walls. We can fly on our hover cars that run using human will as power."
Michael Ebmeier replied to Nick Thompson's discussion What would you Do if you were the last human?"I would purposely zombify myself, because if there are no humans except for me, then I would be the oddity. I would be the scary different being. I would carry on in odd behavior. See what I'm getting at?
Either that or I'd Nuke those…"
Michael Ebmeier replied to Eli Reynolds's discussion Please Help Me"You were right prime predator, all persons on the premises were infected.
You seem to be very knowledgeable about the zombies.
I'd love to have you with us. If you choose to accept my offer, give me your coordinates and I will send a chopper…"
Michael Ebmeier replied to Eli Reynolds's discussion Please Help Me"This is General Mike of the military.
A helicopter is on the way. Once you are extracted, the area will be leveled with a nuke"
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Me and the rest of the United States army are holed up in the Rocky mountains in the Military's fallout shelter. The location may not be disclosed to the public, but we have control over the countries nukes and a fleet of tanks, land vehicles, and air vehicles.Informing me that an area is clear of civilians, or the outbreak in one area is too dangerous, we will use one of the United State's nukes.We have the capacity to rescue survivors via air and land.Please, if we may help, tell us, and we…See More
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Me and the rest of the United States army are holed up in the Rocky mountains in the Military's fallout shelter. The location may not be disclosed to the public, but we have control over the countries nukes and a fleet of tanks, land vehicles, and air vehicles.Informing me that an area is clear of civilians, or the outbreak in one area is too dangerous, we will use one of the United State's nukes.We have the capacity to rescue survivors via air and land.Please, if we may help, tell us, and we…See More
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Me and the rest of the United States army are holed up in the Rocky mountains in the Military's fallout shelter. The location may not be disclosed to the public, but we have control over the countries nukes and a fleet of tanks, land vehicles, and air vehicles.
Informing me that an area is clear of civilians, or the outbreak in one area is too dangerous, we will use one of the United State's nukes.
We have the capacity to rescue survivors via air and… Continue
Informing me that an area is clear of civilians, or the outbreak in one area is too dangerous, we will use one of the United State's nukes.
We have the capacity to rescue survivors via air and… Continue
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- At 7:49am on July 20, 2009,
Deth by Chocolate Zombies said… - the us army.......why should we trust you you sent us to deth camps how do we no thats not what you have planed now
July 2007 – The Campion Virus
In July the Super Flu mutates and the total death toll doubles in just a few weeks. The CDC dubs Super Flu, the Campion Virus. Reports of cases are coming in from every country on the globe. The United Nations declares a global state of emergency. Accounts surface from Camp Saint Teresa that describe atrocious living conditions. Rumors spread that Camp Saint Teresa is a massive death camp where the infected are sent to die. The White House tries to rebound from the accusation calling Camp Teresa a Quarantine Camp. Riots breakout in major cities across the US. The Capital building catches fire. Marshall Law is declared.
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