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I left the crazy woman screaming and grunting in the cellar as I went to the bathroom and looked at my bite. It wasn’t bad, but I knew it would be a bruise in the morning. So I slathered some Neosporin on it and wrapped it with gauze. While I was doing the same for my scratches Kitty came in and hopped on the toilet. Now Kitty seems to be curious about what I do in the bathroom, and he uses the toilet as a platform to watch me. I usually use these times to pet him since I don’t have to bend… Continue

No one knows how it happened. Just one day the sky fell and the whole world turned upside-down. The so-called experts had been crying wolf for so long no one really took them serious anymore; at least until it was too late. People went crazy. Friends turned on friends, and brothers on brothers. It was even rumored some religious nut-job on the east coast claimed it was divine punishment from god, and so he somehow sabotaged a nuclear plant and caused its meltdown. Now I don’t know if it’s true,… Continue