Bury the Body, Bag the Head!

When the living dead triumph, when their numbers rise well beyond the stunned populace, gorging themselves on the flesh of the living, the world degenerates into UTTER chaos. Goverment has failed you, technology has failed you, you are totally alone surrounded by moaning hordes, that feel nothing, and know nothing, other than... The hunger.
The virus, or God, or whatever, has spread. The globe is at war between the small pockets of living and the zombie throngs. It has come down to a fight for survival! We are in it for the species people. This isn't about personal comfort, or even individual life. In the end, it is us or them. Will you join the Zombie Destruction League? Will you join the prepared?

The Requirements
The needs are simple. You remove all but the most necessary monkeys on your back. Surviving is your only recourse, and you must be colder than the zombies, as willing to kill, leave behind, and move on. Survival is a heartless business.

-First and foremost, you should KNOW at least one weapon, intimately enough to operate it in a combat situation. You can be trained if not.. now is the time to prepare. So get to the shooting range, and the golf classes.

-b. It is vital that you have the will to survive at ANY cost. You must be able to, if needed, put a slug into the brainpan of your newly risen undead sister, grandpa, or best-friend, anyone. Step on the head of kittens, and eat electricity, you have to be physically and emotionally tough to survive. We don’t want a member of our little post-apocalyptic tribe freaking out Bill Paxton style. Whining, sobbing, and weird verbose laments will be met with a caning of some type, probably with licorice.

-4. It is very important that you get your hands on The Zombie Survival Guidebook. [link] It was used extensively in the creation of the League, seeing as how Mr. Brooks, and Three Rivers Press are the only people taking this very real epidemic seriously.

-Lastly, we would like to see Zombie or Hunter related artwork, photos, tactics, schematics, scanned articles of possible undead activity, posted. We would also like to post photos of all of our members in Hunter gear.

All that said, anyone is eligible, we need as many skills and hands to rebuild our fallen and tainted earth, and reclaim it from the foul walking pestilence that is… ZOMBIE. If you think you have the goods, you may apply. Send a note with a list of your weapon proficiencies, your skills, and your assets that would be useful in creating a fortress (land, raw materials, vehicles, livestock, etc) and finally the rank you wish to have. Choose from the list that follows, or suggest your own. we do not only despise the undead, but living zombies as well...many celebrities and politicians are zombies in our eyes, and will be eliminated, restricting contamination by them in our new society.

Classes
-Hunters “The Hounds”- Do the dirty work
-Scout Gatherers “The Shadows”- Recon on terrain, and food hunting
-Defenders “The Rooks”- Hold the defenses at camp and HQ locations
-Bait “The Sheep”- The brave that are used to bring zombies to traps
-Breeders “The Preggies”- The most important task of being loved up, and repopulating.
-Medical “The Dox”- Human repair, vital, because zombies don’t need to heal.
-Cooks “The Cookies”- Feed everyone, able to cook anything, anywhere.
-Records “The Watchers”- Keep our history, so we don’t lose what makes us human

::From the records of the Zombie Defense League...all contact lost with cell 4 years ago:: Never Forgive, Never Forget.