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- 4 days after the outbreak officially occurred, it's just now starting to hit the town. Seems someone choked on a fast food burrito while complaining to the manager about the drive-thru. As he gasped for breath, he inadvertently bit the manager's head open while grasping for whatever he could. The hot sauce from the guy's teeth made direct contact with the manager's brain, and all hell broke loose. Don't ask me to explain the science behind mexican food and zombies, I just know it happened. You wouldn't know man, you weren't there.
Then again, this is fourth or fifth hand information. Some guy heard through his wife that saw some guy on the news choking and BAM! Zombies. Who the fuck knows for sure.
"Habenero-heads", as they are now being called, have been running rampant since.
I've been moving through the city since the outbreak occurred, trying to keep a damn wireless connection on my laptop. I lost the connection at my house after beating a zombie to death with my modem. Bastard interrupted my porn session.
First Rule - Do not fight zombies with blue balls.
Second Rule - Do NOT FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH BLUE BALLS!
Third Rule - Breaking of the first two rules is acceptable only when relief includes desecration of zombie corpses.
Fourth Rule - No shoes, no shirts.
Fifth and Final Rule - If this is your first time fighting zombies, you're the bait.
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- Eating McDonald's, which, according to a zombie I captured, tastes remarkably similar to human brains.
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- Whatever's in my hands at the time.
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Stuck.
Posted on September 4, 2008 at 11:46pm 3 Comments 0 Likes
I'd stay off the highways. It's not bad enough that everyone and their mother is trying to get the fuck out of dodge, most of them have succumb to the affliction in the process. Zombie infested parking lots. No chance of getting through them at all.
It's hard to say what else is near the barricade that hasn't already been looted. I haven't gotten much info from anyone who's come inside lately. I think most of them are still too shaken up from what's been going on to even think… Continue
It's hard to say what else is near the barricade that hasn't already been looted. I haven't gotten much info from anyone who's come inside lately. I think most of them are still too shaken up from what's been going on to even think… Continue
Remember that ugly dog thing from my last blog?
Posted on September 3, 2008 at 11:30pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
We just got hit by one at the parking lot on the south side of the mall. I'm bringing it back to the barricade for an autopsy to find out what the fuck it is, but it didn't make things easy for us.
Fucker took down that Mike guy from Alaska before I was able to take it out though. Poor bastard was just on vacation. He told me that the day before everything went wrong, he finally managed to stand up on the surfboard without falling right over. "I should have spent the summer… Continue
Fucker took down that Mike guy from Alaska before I was able to take it out though. Poor bastard was just on vacation. He told me that the day before everything went wrong, he finally managed to stand up on the surfboard without falling right over. "I should have spent the summer… Continue
New species?
Posted on July 31, 2008 at 11:29am 11 Comments 0 Likes
I stumbled across two of these things tearing apart a zombie. Not even live flesh, and these things were having a feast. I'd say these could be man's new best friend, but they left the walking corpse alone as soon as they saw me. I unloaded a few shotgun rounds into them both. This one wasn't too badly damaged, so I managed to get a decent pic. They… Continue
Comment Wall (17 comments)
- At 8:53pm on September 10, 2008,
Maverick said… - They want to elect a leader. There's gonna be a vote soon, you need to hurry up and get here before things get any stranger, if that's even possible.
- At 11:03pm on September 5, 2008,
toxiclego said… - starnge animal but if it kills Z's great
- At 12:57pm on September 5, 2008, Maverick said…
- Were holding up fine, just waiting for you to get here so we can get the ball rolling on our next project.
- At 2:23pm on August 31, 2008, Maverick said…
- No, I'm afraid it's much worse than that. Our supplies are low and most of the houses adjacent to our barricade have been thoroughly looted. Plus we need a fresh water source if were gonna hold out here indefinitely.
- At 4:42pm on August 27, 2008, Maverick said…
- We have a problem at the barricade!
- At 8:38pm on August 5, 2008,
maxdandy said… - very cool and useful weapon for fighting zombies
- At 6:38pm on August 5, 2008,
Michael Nason (20sidedmaster) said… - I think you may be an asset to my outbreak, http://lostzombies.ning.com/group/TheKleaners, so please join.
- At 7:53pm on August 4, 2008,
March Rabbit; said… - I'm in love with the sea, definatly. Though I've never come into direct contact with it.
and sailors are cute.
:D
haha, I'm pretty lame.
- At 5:24pm on July 31, 2008, Maverick said…
- If you want your money, your gonna have to come out here to get it. And good luck with that.
- At 12:45am on July 31, 2008, Maverick said…
- 20 bucks! What for?
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