Posted on September 3, 2008 at 11:30pm
We just got hit by one at the parking lot on the south side of the mall. I'm bringing it back to the barricade for an autopsy to find out what the fuck it is, but it didn't make things easy for us.
Fucker took down that Mike guy from Alaska before I was able to take it out though. Poor bastard was just on vacation. He told me that the day before everything went wrong, he finally managed to stand up on the surfboard without falling right over. "I should have spent the summer… Continue