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"Bolt de udawey."

"Shoot I'd probably grab my nuts just ta keep myself from pissing my pants."

"With a coke and a smile."

"I thought a willie pete was a white phosphorus flare designed to light up the night..."

"I dont think its a matter of the human race continuing to popping babies as much as it is about survival. a woman expecting would be a serious problem for me. I'm no doctor so chances are the woman would probably die giving birth...but thats…"

"best mode of transportation in my book are my legs, hopefully they will always be there when I need em."

"Maybe the virus is merely giving an infected corpse the ability to reanimate itself so that it can walk around in order to spread the disease. But I really don't think that the virus is controlling the corpse, kinda like the flu, it…"

"Hey that's a great idea, good thing were all born with that talent/skill."

"Plain walking dead corpses send shivers down to my arse, the walking dead shouldn't be walking. Running zombies really don't scare me as much as they make me feel hopeless against them...can't outrun 'em might as well join them.…"

"True, but decaying flesh tends to ooze and trust me, a corpse is infested with a boatload of bacteria not to mention that the human mouth is one of the filthiest body parts than most animals in the natural order."

"If the virus is airborne, then you won't have to worry about turning into a zombie. But I hope you have an iron stomach, keep in mind you're eating rotted meat."

"Viruses are most curious specimens. It is possible for a virus to be transmitted from human to animal or vice versa, however, there is such a thing as an immunity system in all animals...meaning what is harmful for one thing can be completely…"

"Well, Liam, I recomend a pump action shotgun if your not planning on going out to the shooting range much. With this rifle, A few practiced rounds can build you with enough confidence that you'll be able to take out a zombie within a few yards…"

"The dead crave human flesh for the simple fact that they simply want to satisfy their instinct..to fill in the appettite for carnal pleasures. I heard a preacher once say that the human body is always craving carnal pleasure but that the human soul…"

"Personally, I wouldnt really bother with a strong hold for the reason I would set up camp away from the city. However, I would fortify my tool shed in case I have to pass by through here again (for supplies or whatever) and know I can rest in a…"

"I would use a pump action Mossberg shotgun (if you miss at close range with this, your aiming in the wrong direction), a katana (this comes in handy when you have to deal with a single zombie at a time), and .22 LR winchester rifle with a scope on…"