Flaming Zeds

I was born in a crater my mother was an M-16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is threat on Zeds. I eat concertina, piss napalm and can put a round through a flea's ass at 300 meters. I travel the globe festering on Zeds everywhere I go, for the love of mom, chivalry, baseball, and apple pie.I am dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful son of a bitchthat keeps the wolf away from the door. I look like a soldier, cuss like a sailor, and slap the shit out of both. Warrior by day, lover by night, and drunkard by choice. You got the right to you opinion and I got the right to punch you in your fuckin mouth if we disagree.