Courtney, zombie hunter
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Crossing the borders?

Started this discussion. Last reply by Jason Valentine Jul 21, 2009. 35 Replies

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Apocalpyse commented on Courtney, zombie hunter's blog post Diaries of a Zombie Hunter: Entry One
"Great story, quite enticing, i'm sure i read it before but it still feels knew, atleast i've got a part two to read :P @Liz: You're in the wrong place if you don't like violence or swearing, because if people want to make…"
Mar 3, 2010
Courtney, zombie hunter commented on Courtney, zombie hunter's blog post Diaries of a Zombie Hunter: Entry One
"LMAO oh poor Pat...he really got nailed in this discussion by my other readers! Thanks ladies and gentlemen. Means a lot that you read my work :)"
Aug 1, 2009
PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR commented on Courtney, zombie hunter's blog post Diaries of a Zombie Hunter: Entry One
"Hey, hey, hey! We like sex."
Aug 1, 2009
Tori Luve commented on Courtney, zombie hunter's blog post Diaries of a Zombie Hunter: Entry One
"Hey Girl, just got a chance to get to your post. Love it esp the JC and the poking. Men just don't understand how we think. Only a dude could tell you to "keep the sex out and make it more realistic". ahahahhaha one more reason MEN…"
Aug 1, 2009
Courtney, zombie hunter replied to Arya Koranki's discussion The use of flashbangs in a Z world.
"Why thanks Paul. Your little ones are invited to watch the action when it happens! Craaaazzzzyy shit man! I could turn zombie death into an art form with some fireworks and a little musical choreography."
Jul 26, 2009
Courtney, zombie hunter replied to Arya Koranki's discussion The use of flashbangs in a Z world.
"First of all, my credentials are that I'm a certified pyrotechnician, so I can talk about "flash bangs" and other like items allllllll day long. And I'd love to. I love, love, LOVE this idea. What I'd like to see happen is…"
Jul 23, 2009
Courtney, zombie hunter replied to Suigeneris's discussion Choose 3
"I'll be your huckleberry..."
Jul 22, 2009
JB replied to Courtney, zombie hunter's discussion Crossing the borders?
"Or Strive to be the next JC. The guy lead the cattle, and became a saviour, why not us? I'm going to call my new religion...common sense..."
Jul 21, 2009
PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR replied to Courtney, zombie hunter's discussion Crossing the borders?
"I agree to a point. A group of people will slimp to their lowest common intelligence. Individuals are smart and resourceful. People in large groups are cattle and sheep looking for a saviour. Strive to be an individual."
Jul 20, 2009
Courtney, zombie hunter replied to Courtney, zombie hunter's discussion Crossing the borders?
"Wait...are you saying that most people are beings of intelligence? Haven't you learned that there isn't much difference between a horde of zombies and a herd of people yet?! LMAO"
Jul 20, 2009
JB replied to Courtney, zombie hunter's discussion Crossing the borders?
"Well, yes and no...A castle is hard to defend against raiders and human beings with intelligence, but if your opponent is a hoard of zombies...pull up the drawbridge and send the alligators into the moat..."
Jul 20, 2009
Courtney, zombie hunter replied to Courtney, zombie hunter's discussion Crossing the borders?
"Castles are a really good point, and not something taht we think of here in the states. But you'd need a lot of people to defend them, so it'd be better to have a group with you if you wanted to clear and use a castle."
Jul 17, 2009
Courtney, zombie hunter replied to Shotgun+zombie=survival's discussion Weapons of mass survival
"My winning personality? Other than a killer smile and some Girl Scout cookies, I'd be armed with a personal assault rifle (probably an M-4 or M-16) and my Glock Px4 Storm carbine. Plus a very large Bowie knife."
Jul 17, 2009
Courtney, zombie hunter replied to TravisMath's discussion A Zombie Stronghold
"I could be persuaded to share. If we bartered, or you were really, really hot. And yes, after doing some work myself, I see that the book reflects them as vampires and not zombies. However, most people get the impression that they are neo-zombies…"
Jul 17, 2009
PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR replied to Courtney, zombie hunter's discussion Crossing the borders?
"Fast are fresh according to Max Brooks' own Zombie Survival Guide. They have no powers other then the ability they had in life. They are fast because they are freshly turned. Still Can't wait."
Jul 13, 2009

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About Me...
Women from the Eastern Bloc kick ass in zombie killing (Think Milla Jovovich) so since I'm part Polish, I think I have a leg up so far....I'm as bad ass as I can be. I love Ac/Dc, guns, and other things that girls shouldn't like quite as much as I do ;P But inside I'm all girl. I rock pink dresses, love shopping, and always flirt.


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At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
eating Italian food in a restaurant, which turned out to be the last good meal of my life.
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
Colt Commando XM177E2
How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
Kyle Stoney, my long-lost brother.

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Diaries of a Zombie Hunter: Part Deux…Courtney Does Canada

Posted on June 13, 2009 at 4:30pm 10 Comments

So we have been talking about moving up to Canada for a while now, because supplies are running out and we could make like Little House on the Prairie and fucking do it up in the hundreds of miles of wilderness up there. I promised I’d write when something worth writing about happened, and now I at least have something more noteworthy than endless stories about reloading ammo and killing zeds from rooftops and shit.



The drive to Canada started pretty ok, but we had to make sure that… Continue

Diaries of a Zombie Hunter: Entry One

Posted on May 17, 2009 at 3:01pm 14 Comments

Diaries of a zombie hunter



Entry One



God, its fucking Friday. TGIF. I finally have a second to sit down and put pen to paper without someone from the group needing something or getting mobbed by the infected or my boyfriend trying to poke me…not with his finger, either.



Don’t get me wrong; I love my boyfriend with my whole heart and he’s got a beautiful penis that does wonderful things, but sometimes all I want is a beer, a cigarette, and some of the buzzing in… Continue

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At 5:29pm on July 26, 2010, PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR said…
Have you disappeared on us? Did tey get you?
At 7:34pm on November 5, 2009, Andrew Mann said…
Weird...I just now got an email notification that t you commented no my wall back in May. Wtf? Thanks for the bday wish!:)
At 4:04pm on October 15, 2009, Skyler gave Courtney, zombie hunter a gift
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ENJOY your chainsaw
At 1:59am on August 7, 2009, Tori Luve said…
http://www.lostzombies.com/profiles/blogs/monday-march-3-2008
At 4:39am on August 3, 2009, Kyle Stoney said…
What the heck happened there. Where are you? When you come back bring the next installment!!! YAY!!
At 3:58pm on July 16, 2009, PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR said…
FYIO I sent a friend request on Facebook. Ed Haney
At 1:40pm on July 13, 2009, PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR said…
Uh, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me. Do you no longer write your blog?
At 8:21pm on June 29, 2009, PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR said…
If I get it out too fast I'll burn out....
At 10:52am on June 21, 2009, PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR said…
Yah, these do get better and better. I can't wait for the next one- I feel like I met the characters in real life and like they're my friends now.

Don't get too close to a character. You just never know when one will turn or how it will happen.
At 10:46am on June 21, 2009, ♪♫ Dawn ♫♪ said…
Thank you for your comment on my blog! I just write what comes to mind :)
 
 
 

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