I'm a non-denominational minister, i worked as an assistant Chaplain in the Indiana State Militia, i run a small business (www.myspace.com/undertheredfez)
We sell weapons and armor to collectors, but thats just the face-operation, in reality we supply zombie hunters and survivalists. I'm one of the six members of "The Son's of Hoosier", a group designed to stand up for the little guy from anyone....alive or dead.
I tend to think of myself as a kick-ass, punk rock, man of God. "Thou shalt not kill" does not apply to those who were dead to start with. :)