I'm a 107 year old zombie, or close to that age, can't remember. I walk the nights in search of next victim... My only advice to you is, Stay clear when I'm on a feeding frenzy... :D
The walking dead have been known to attack, even when there, are no arms nor legs, no sensory organs, or when there completely decomposed... Zombies have no physical sensations, but I believe I do still have some, and proud to say I'm completely in tack, fluke of nature I guess ... but I will continue to attack. To a point as long as I have enough food in my stock pile, I'll leave it be and work with Rod-Zombie-T.V. And I promise I will not attack our Supporters. Unless provoked otherwise... :D My favorite food is of course, human brains... mmmmmmmm but I've been Know to eat animals from time to time. and lately since HoTRoD Dream Productions... approached me, I've signed a contract, stating ONLY farm animals for the next year. If your wondering chicken is the favorite now, since everything taste like chicken... :D mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What a night that was, HoTRoD entered my den in slow but alert way, with a video camera in one hand and a .22 magnum mini revolver in the other hand, pointed straight at my head. :/ everybody knows, a shot to the brain and its all over... I'm telling you I didn't want to find out. so using my sixth sense, I tried the Zombie Shuffle on him, I shuffled to right then the left and then leaped forward as fast as I could, and witch was not even close to fast, I grabbed his leg... :) but before i could bite, HoTRoD screamed saying, I'm your friend and shot me in the leg... The Zombie Shuffle worked for about a minute... dam thought i had him, but good thing he was wiser at that moment, convincing me to join the team, so here I am fans... I will strut my stuff, consisting of interviews, dancing, singing, showing you the town, and of corse Victims "pranks"... all for you victims I mean people, sorry that slipped, still getting use to this way of life... I hope you all welcome me into your homes... :D
Your friendly neighborhood, brain munching Zombie, RodZombie...
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