Samantha
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I have an ulimate fascination with Zombies, to where my friends, if they find anything that has to do with Zombies, I know about it...One of my friends even has a Zombie Defense System in the works for Z-Day. And if You don't believe that, believe this... http://zombiefascination.ning.com/profile/3nkq4m0s9w2ym

Other then the general B.S. about the zombies, I am a pretty unique person. One thing about the Word unique I hate is "Everyone now-a-days is unique" What I mean by unique, is I still play DnD, I read a lot, I would rather work than sit on my butt all day long... and I don't watch television. I have a television in my room, but it is used for the PS3 that is next to it.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
Listening to Honey talk about her Z-day Defense System
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
Spiked Chain, and All of the Swords and Daggers that I have in my room. It is fun to know that I have a lot of weapons at my disposal
How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
My friend found the site and sent it to me

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I have already repeated myself about my friends defense system, but here, Is where I shall put it.

Zombies are the worst creature ever invented. They don't sleep. They travel both day and night. They don't breathe. And they crave human flesh. If you chop off an arm, it doesn't matter, they will still come after you. If you take off one of their legs, it will slow them down a bit, but they will still come after you. For that matter, I believe if they are missing both arms and both legs they will still come after you. Your only solution for zombies is to take off their heads and/or splatter their brains.
This can be tricky because you don't want too get close to them. If they bite you, you will eventually become one. This sucks because if you tell people you are with that you got bitten, they will want to either kill you then and there (just trying to protect themselves) or they will want to leave you behind as a kind of bait so that they have a head start. Either way, you're pretty much screwed.
If you are slow, weak or dumb, chances are you will die. If you can't shoot a gun or have no other useful skills, people won't want you around. You will just slow them down and get everybody killed.
Fire is also a pretty good idea since they could catch other zombies on fire. But, the fire has the possibility of going out. However, I would recommend burning all zombie corpses, just to be safe. This will prevent wildlife from feasting upon the rotting flesh and turning themselves into zombies.
They are usually pretty slow, but they are now getting faster. I don't even want to imagine what it would be like to be bull rushed by the damned things. If they continue this way, I believe that most of the human race will be screwed. This is not completely bad though. At least we will start off fresh with only those who deserve to reproduce.
Some now believe that zombies have the ability to learn. That is the only thing that could possibly make them worse. The only thing worse than a zombie is a smart zombie. As if it isn't bad enough that they want to eat you, they can better learn how to get you. Opening doors, picking locks, and using guns. I'm sure that eventually they will learn to drive too. That is why zombies are the scariest monster that was ever created.
I also believe that the American government would be stupid enough to create something to make dead people become zombies. If you don't believe me, take a look at our leader. Yeah, that's what I thought...

This is why, when I become a millionaire, I am going to build a castle. Of course, this castle will be large enough to house all my friends and family so you guys have nothing to worry about. Just bring food and guns. Then we can sit on top of the walls and snipe the flesh eating idiots.
There will be a wall 21 feet high and 7 feet thick around the perimeter of the castle. And it will have a moat surrounding it that will be 13 feet across and 13 feet deep. It will only serve as a ditch to catch zombies so we can burn them. Good luck getting through that zombies...

(written by Honey)
(Sited: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=298551250&blogID=382080674&Mytoken=F9EEBEF2-AF30-420A-97F15C5634079986309676575 )

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At 4:16am on September 17, 2008, KmthirteenKmthirteen said…
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At 1:18pm on September 6, 2008, Harry ThornburgHarry Thornburg said…
Thank you for the kind words and for excepting my friendship.
At 5:13pm on September 2, 2008, Big DanBig Dan said…
thxs for the add
At 3:46pm on September 2, 2008, rob boredrob bored said…
awesome slide show. especially the ones expressing your christian beliefs and upstanding human values and your love of the children.
At 2:22pm on September 2, 2008, DeanimatorDeanimator said…
I love the photo collection...great stuff!!!
At 8:27am on September 2, 2008, MaddrandallMaddrandall said…

Great upskirt artwork. Keep it up.TEE HEE
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At 11:43pm on September 1, 2008, Matt CampbellMatt Campbell said…

Welcome, check out my Prison Outbreak. Join us, we could use your support. Thanks.
At 3:40pm on September 1, 2008, KmthirteenKmthirteen said…
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At 2:59pm on September 1, 2008, Keepah (Admin)Keepah (Admin) said…
hey great pics, love your sally
At 2:21pm on September 1, 2008, UK SurvivorUK Survivor said…
Great page... I sure could do with your help and expertise in the field of Zombie killing right now, as I've got a bit of a situation... shame you're the other side of the pond!
 
 
 

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