I have already repeated myself about my friends defense system, but here, Is where I shall put it.
Zombies are the worst creature ever invented. They don't sleep. They travel both day and night. They don't breathe. And they crave human flesh. If you chop off an arm, it doesn't matter, they will still come after you. If you take off one of their legs, it will slow them down a bit, but they will still come after you. For that matter, I believe if they are missing both arms and both legs they will still come after you. Your only solution for zombies is to take off their heads and/or splatter their brains.
This can be tricky because you don't want too get close to them. If they bite you, you will eventually become one. This sucks because if you tell people you are with that you got bitten, they will want to either kill you then and there (just trying to protect themselves) or they will want to leave you behind as a kind of bait so that they have a head start. Either way, you're pretty much screwed.
If you are slow, weak or dumb, chances are you will die. If you can't shoot a gun or have no other useful skills, people won't want you around. You will just slow them down and get everybody killed.
Fire is also a pretty good idea since they could catch other zombies on fire. But, the fire has the possibility of going out. However, I would recommend burning all zombie corpses, just to be safe. This will prevent wildlife from feasting upon the rotting flesh and turning themselves into zombies.
They are usually pretty slow, but they are now getting faster. I don't even want to imagine what it would be like to be bull rushed by the damned things. If they continue this way, I believe that most of the human race will be screwed. This is not completely bad though. At least we will start off fresh with only those who deserve to reproduce.
Some now believe that zombies have the ability to learn. That is the only thing that could possibly make them worse. The only thing worse than a zombie is a smart zombie. As if it isn't bad enough that they want to eat you, they can better learn how to get you. Opening doors, picking locks, and using guns. I'm sure that eventually they will learn to drive too. That is why zombies are the scariest monster that was ever created.
I also believe that the American government would be stupid enough to create something to make dead people become zombies. If you don't believe me, take a look at our leader. Yeah, that's what I thought...
This is why, when I become a millionaire, I am going to build a castle. Of course, this castle will be large enough to house all my friends and family so you guys have nothing to worry about. Just bring food and guns. Then we can sit on top of the walls and snipe the flesh eating idiots.
There will be a wall 21 feet high and 7 feet thick around the perimeter of the castle. And it will have a moat surrounding it that will be 13 feet across and 13 feet deep. It will only serve as a ditch to catch zombies so we can burn them. Good luck getting through that zombies...
(written by Honey)
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