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About Me...: I was born in 1847 to a poor farming couple in a desolate, unpopulated area of what would one day become southern Kansas. At the age of two, I was found wandering alone, the sole survivor of what would later be referred to as “the big bang”, a massive explosion of unknown origin that wiped out over 43 square miles of rich farmland.

When I was twelve years old, I was stricken with a terrible fever and slipped into a deep catatonic state, only to awaken in 1983, not having aged a day. My life was then filled with the usual childhood mis-adventures; fishing at the watering hole, lighting off firecrackers and hunting vampires.

Most of my time today is spent biking, drawing, hanging out with friends and preparing for the inevitable zombie uprising.

At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...: Living in blissful ignorance

Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...: CZ 9mm

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At 5:47pm on July 22, 2008, Kaebel JK Hashitani said…: Hey! Just joined the community & I thought I'd network w/ other Oregonians here. Friend me if you like.

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At 2:59pm on July 15, 2008, Wasteland said…: Sockmoney more like SUCKmonkey! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 5:29pm on June 29, 2008, mcneal said…: hey join my outbreak its called prepare and you can find it in the confirmed outbreaks
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At 3:36pm on June 29, 2008, Lek said…: Welcome to our Circle

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