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Storyteller07
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I kill dead people.
Profile Information
- About Me...
- I'm a writer and filmmaker.
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- Not as prepared as I thought I would be, but still ready to kick in some skulls!
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- Machete in the left, hatchet/tomahawk in the right. Crossbow for range.
- How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
- Google image results
Quotes:
"Once the dead start walking the earth, every plan is a Z-Plan"
"All zombies are dead, only the best ones are dead dead."
"I kill dead people"
"Biters beware!"
"Mutha Fuckin Zombies are REAL!"
"So I killed him...in the face...with my machete!"
"This is my machete. There are many like it, but they they aren't named Jerry..."
"All zombies are dead, only the best ones are dead dead."
"I kill dead people"
"Biters beware!"
"Mutha Fuckin Zombies are REAL!"
"So I killed him...in the face...with my machete!"
"This is my machete. There are many like it, but they they aren't named Jerry..."
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The Awakening
Posted on November 10, 2007 at 2:30pm 2 Comments 0 Likes
It’s been three days since we hit the road, drastically under supplied, vastly unprepared for this horrible new world. We thought we were ready. Having seen nearly every theatrical film with ‘of the Dead’ in the title and read all Max Brooks had to offer, we figured we were the elite, the vanguard of the human resistance. In the end we were daydreaming and gaming away our time while Campion wrapped her icy coils around the world. Even as she started to squeeze and carriers became casualties, we… Continue
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Chuk Lamb commented on Storyteller07's video
Kitsap Survivor Diary 02
"sadly JC, there will ALWAYS be enemies in the world, if history has taught us anything"
BurningNerd Entertainment commented on Storyteller07's video
Kitsap Survivor Diary 01
"this was really great. you come off as a kinda crazy survivor, but i guess thats whats happening to lonely people with no human contact who are hacking up zombies all day.
keep em coming. :)
matt"
Storyteller07 commented on Skot (Lost)'s blog post Lost Zombies: September Video Contest Winner"Thanks for the acknowledgement Lost. And Congrats to Okota!"
Storyteller07 replied to Virtuoso's discussion Left 4 dead, realistic?"Why do you say immunity is unrealistic?"
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