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If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?

Started this discussion. Last reply by Nicole Perras Sep 28, 2011. 181 Replies

You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed…Continue

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Is Lost Zombies incorrect?

Started this discussion. Last reply by tinmaniam Nov 11, 2009. 13 Replies

From what I've seen, none of us accept "zombies" as a term that defines the "infected". That means that people that are infected are not undead or zombies. They are simply infected.With that said,…Continue

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Ultimate Bomb Shelter LOL

Started Oct 16, 2009 0 Replies

http://www.cyberbunker.com/Sure, it ain't zombie-savvy.But if the world goes nuclear, this sounds awesomeJust wanted to post thisp.s. I was searching Pirate…Continue

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Gun Launderer

Started this discussion. Last reply by WarMarshall Oct 9, 2009. 9 Replies

You go on a food run with your teammates or by yourself. As you walk through the streets, you notice papers stapled all over the walls. You snag one off the wall to read it when you get back to…Continue

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My Physical State

Waley
Age: 18
Height: 6'01"
Weight: 120 lbs

Push ups in a minute: 25
-Average- 27

Sit ups in a minute: 30
-Average- 40

Mile run: 18 minutes (I lose breath easy)
-Average- 12 minutes
-Sam- 8 minutes or so, he always blew past me (He can push it if he wants to)

Bench Press Max: Back in football, 125. Now, probably 105 or less
-Average- 150

Allergic to shellfish, soy, and chlorine sorta

*40 yard dash - Football: 5 something seconds, Now: 6-7 seconds
(I could finally sprint race with my dog while I was in football)

Zombies feel no pain (I think), don't get tired, and don't need to breathe so their averages would be a lot higher
These stats are assuming that all their tissue is still intact and that they somehow follow orders to workout :P
(Edit: Zombies have greater endurance, not greater strength. A messup there.)

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 135 lbs
Push ups: Until arms break, 300 or something
Sit ups: Until abdomen muscles rip apart, at least 200
Mile Run: 3 minutes (They don't get tired)
Mile walk: 10 hours lol
Bench Press: Same as a human
40 yard Dash: 2 seconds or less

Basically you need a good quarter-mile of a headstart to outrun zombies.

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About Me...
I'm new to this zombie universe. I hope to understand this post apocolyptic world. Check out my friend Joe's profile. He's the vet that got me into this.
The zombies had barely visited my town. Didn't give a damn about the Super Flu until recently.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
February 2007 - 16, Present - 18
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
Anything but my fists
How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
The Hunter

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Sleepy Scout

Posted on February 23, 2011 at 12:47pm 2 Comments

Attention - This blog post is not to be taken srsly like at all. It has no purpose aside from being a somewhat light-hearted story. In short its a casual take on the zombie apocolypse. I understand if you don't consider this funny/satirical or high octane nightmare fuel. Its just a thought that's been stuck in my head and wanted to jot it down.

P.S. I'm not narrating this one. It focuses on fictional characters.

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Losing it

Posted on March 24, 2010 at 11:30pm 1 Comment



Continution of Landen Hill's blog "Wolves"

It has been several years since the outbreak. Certain things one takes for granted finally disappears. One is helpless yet one is accountable for everything.

For every dead family member.

For every dead friend.

Every morsel of food wasted.

Every bullet…

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No Sympathies For Me

Posted on March 4, 2010 at 1:10am 3 Comments

I wrote yet another zombie drabble. However, this one is COMPLETELY UNRELATED to my other ones. Figured I was boring people with too long of a story. So kick back and breathe a sigh of relief for not having to read all those other ones!My friends Landen Hill and The Hunter wrote their own perspectives on the same scenario. In context, their stories provide inside story-telling for mine and vice versa. Be sure to check…

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On The Road - Dead before I met them

Posted on February 18, 2010 at 10:30pm 1 Comment

I was legitly dead for 2 hours.

Sara used a homemade defribrilator Nick made. It was built using a car battery and jumper cables with some pads attached to it.

Oh yeah, I killed all of them. Everyone who was in that hideout. I killed them. Amber, Spence, Nick. All dead.

I suppose I should explain.

The next morning (4:00 am), Amber woke me up from a rather…

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Nicole Perras replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
I would be done for, top floor of the library. No weapons here hahah unless I got really creative. I guess I would have to break off a table leg or grab a heavy text book or something!
Sep 28, 2011
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michael replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
flaming zombie=flaming surroundings=flaming you. zombies+fire= :(
May 5, 2011
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michael replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
Well my computer sits across the from the front door and I have a pretty open front room. not to mention the brass tire checker that rests right behind my chair. The curtains are always open and from my seat I can see most of the front yard and the…
May 5, 2011
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Bosco Ruffus replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
Well, I'm at the table in my living room on my laptop. I have my Kukri on the table, and there is a blanket on the floor. Grab the blanket and toss over the zeds head, might buy me a few moments to go for a death blow. About this time my wife…
May 5, 2011
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saint .357 replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
so in short i would drive that bat into the zombies brain killing it. even if the zombie comes through the door closes to me ill have time to dispatch it. even more so if it goes through the other door which means it will have to go through the…
May 4, 2011
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saint .357 replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
and this is what i have next to me to dispatch the zombie.
May 4, 2011
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saint .357 replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
well here is a tactical layout of my home with where i am right now and the paths a zombie might take if it broke in. I'm on the first floor with two doors, the zombies paths are marked in red.
May 4, 2011
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PeJoZe replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
I would pick up my chair to shove it out of the way, then run too my mudroom take my gardening shovel out and whack its head in.
May 4, 2011
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Sara Adria Marie Ferroggiaro replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
Well, I would either kill it or I would kill it but get infected in the process. Joy. This is how it would play out.    I'm at my grandma's trailer and, unfortunately for me, the door is less than 6ft. behind…
Apr 17, 2011
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saint .357 replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
as for me i'm sitting on my couch in my living room where my computer is on a coffee table against the wall. laying next to me is my brand new Kukri, who's razor like sharpness i can personally attest too. so i would probably jump up grab…
Apr 16, 2011
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Claire replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
hahahahahahhahaha...  that'll give them something to chew on for a while lmao
Apr 9, 2011
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Claire replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
well i'm in the corner furthest from the door with full view of it and door is open so realistically i'd hear it coming.. also my kids and husband are more accessible to the runner lol so it'd be unlikely to come for me first.. BUT if…
Apr 8, 2011
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The Newcomer replied to The Newcomer's discussion 'If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?'
I don't mean to offend you but the leg injury set up makes it an awesome scenario. Sorry bout the leg bro
Apr 8, 2011

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At 2:28pm on June 8, 2010, Ocean EyesOcean Eyes said…
Hello. I don't want to come off as a raving lunatic or a deranged fan but you're sorta the reason I discovered and eventually joined LZ. I googled "Headshots Only" and your submission popped right up. I read it and was hooked instantly. So I went back and read all of your pieces in chronological order.

Each one is very intersting and VERY well written. I look forward to the next chapter.

One note I did read all of your stories except for the most recent one. Te stand alone one that doesn't relate to your other ones.

Well, see you around!

Warm and fuzzies,
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At 9:36am on April 1, 2010, JoJo_MortisJoJo_Mortis said…
hahhaha, kinda comes naturally!
At 9:35am on April 1, 2010, JoJo_MortisJoJo_Mortis said…
Thank you for the request!
At 9:24am on March 14, 2010, Bob Mares PhotographyBob Mares Photography said…
The zombies invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you're ready for them.
2. When you're not ready for them

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At 6:23pm on March 8, 2010, Bob Mares PhotographyBob Mares Photography said…
Everything is actually a true lie, google my name and go to the "about me" ; )
At 11:52am on November 20, 2009, The HunterThe Hunter said…
Dude, whats up with your picture, you look like a alien. Its funny.
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At 4:37pm on October 16, 2009, OkotaOkota said…
An Asian allergic to soy and shellfish? Aiya! Sorry to hear that man. Double cursed... j/k Cool pics man.
At 11:49am on October 14, 2009, BunkerbewahrerBunkerbewahrer said…
hey, naw the gasmask was a cheap bundeswehr one, you get em here for about 10 euro.
At 7:18am on October 14, 2009, Xaitaira LevielleXaitaira Levielle said…
Hahahah Thanks for reading my blog. :)

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