"I'd stab it in the eye sockets with my drumsticks and shove my balls in its mouth. Balls, as in baseballs."
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If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?
Started this discussion. Last reply by JJ on Saturday. 203 Replies 2 Likes
You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed…Continue
Is Lost Zombies incorrect?
Started this discussion. Last reply by tinmaniam Nov 11, 2009. 13 Replies 0 Likes
From what I've seen, none of us accept "zombies" as a term that defines the "infected". That means that people that are infected are not undead or zombies. They are simply infected.With that said,…Continue
Ultimate Bomb Shelter LOL
Started Oct 15, 2009 0 Replies 0 Likes
http://www.cyberbunker.com/Sure, it ain't zombie-savvy.But if the world goes nuclear, this sounds awesomeJust wanted to post thisp.s. I was searching Pirate…Continue
Gun Launderer
Started this discussion. Last reply by WarMarshall Oct 9, 2009. 9 Replies 0 Likes
You go on a food run with your teammates or by yourself. As you walk through the streets, you notice papers stapled all over the walls. You snag one off the wall to read it when you get back to…Continue
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My Physical State
Waley
Age: 18
Height: 6'01"
Weight: 120 lbs
Push ups in a minute: 25
-Average- 27
Sit ups in a minute: 30
-Average- 40
Mile run: 18 minutes (I lose breath easy)
-Average- 12 minutes
-Sam- 8 minutes or so, he always blew past me (He can push it if he wants to)
Bench Press Max: Back in football, 125. Now, probably 105 or less
-Average- 150
Allergic to shellfish, soy, and chlorine sorta
*40 yard dash - Football: 5 something seconds, Now: 6-7 seconds
(I could finally sprint race with my dog while I was in football)
Zombies feel no pain (I think), don't get tired, and don't need to breathe so their averages would be a lot higher
These stats are assuming that all their tissue is still intact and that they somehow follow orders to workout :P
(Edit: Zombies have greater endurance, not greater strength. A messup there.)
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 135 lbs
Push ups: Until arms break, 300 or something
Sit ups: Until abdomen muscles rip apart, at least 200
Mile Run: 3 minutes (They don't get tired)
Mile walk: 10 hours lol
Bench Press: Same as a human
40 yard Dash: 2 seconds or less
Basically you need a good quarter-mile of a headstart to outrun zombies.
Age: 18
Height: 6'01"
Weight: 120 lbs
Push ups in a minute: 25
-Average- 27
Sit ups in a minute: 30
-Average- 40
Mile run: 18 minutes (I lose breath easy)
-Average- 12 minutes
-Sam- 8 minutes or so, he always blew past me (He can push it if he wants to)
Bench Press Max: Back in football, 125. Now, probably 105 or less
-Average- 150
Allergic to shellfish, soy, and chlorine sorta
*40 yard dash - Football: 5 something seconds, Now: 6-7 seconds
(I could finally sprint race with my dog while I was in football)
Zombies feel no pain (I think), don't get tired, and don't need to breathe so their averages would be a lot higher
These stats are assuming that all their tissue is still intact and that they somehow follow orders to workout :P
(Edit: Zombies have greater endurance, not greater strength. A messup there.)
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 135 lbs
Push ups: Until arms break, 300 or something
Sit ups: Until abdomen muscles rip apart, at least 200
Mile Run: 3 minutes (They don't get tired)
Mile walk: 10 hours lol
Bench Press: Same as a human
40 yard Dash: 2 seconds or less
Basically you need a good quarter-mile of a headstart to outrun zombies.
Profile Information
- About Me...
- I'm new to this zombie universe. I hope to understand this post apocolyptic world. Check out my friend Joe's profile. He's the vet that got me into this.
The zombies had barely visited my town. Didn't give a damn about the Super Flu until recently.
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- February 2007 - 16, Present - 18
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- Anything but my fists
- How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
- The Hunter
The Newcomer's Blog
Sleepy Scout
Posted on February 23, 2011 at 12:47pm 2 Comments 0 Likes
Attention - This blog post is not to be taken srsly like at all. It has no purpose aside from being a somewhat light-hearted story. In short its a casual take on the zombie apocolypse. I understand if you don't consider this funny/satirical or high octane nightmare fuel. Its just a thought that's been stuck in my head and wanted to jot it down.
P.S. I'm not narrating this one. It focuses on fictional characters.
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Losing it
Posted on March 24, 2010 at 11:30pm 1 Comment 0 Likes
Continution of Landen Hill's blog "Wolves"
It has been several years since the outbreak. Certain things one takes for granted finally disappears. One is helpless yet one is accountable for everything.
For every dead family member.
For every dead friend.
Every morsel of food wasted.
Every bullet…
Continue No Sympathies For Me
Posted on March 4, 2010 at 1:10am 3 Comments 0 Likes
I wrote yet another zombie drabble. However, this one is COMPLETELY UNRELATED to my other ones. Figured I was boring people with too long of a story. So kick back and breathe a sigh of relief for not having to read all those other ones!My friends Landen Hill and The Hunter wrote their own perspectives on the same scenario. In context, their stories provide inside story-telling for mine and vice versa. Be sure to check…
Continue On The Road - Dead before I met them
Posted on February 18, 2010 at 10:30pm 1 Comment 0 Likes
I was legitly dead for 2 hours.
Sara used a homemade defribrilator Nick made. It was built using a car battery and jumper cables with some pads attached to it.
Oh yeah, I killed all of them. Everyone who was in that hideout. I killed them. Amber, Spence, Nick. All dead.
I suppose I should explain.
The next morning (4:00 am), Amber woke me up from a rather…
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steven replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"beeing that im sitting on my lounge i would stand u and jump across to the other couch and army rool into kitchen and open pantry door asuming the zombie has folowed and would be entering the kitchen as i pull the sks out from behnd the potato bin i…"
PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"If a Zed attaked at this very second I would stab it in the eye with my stylus and shove a roll of toilet paper in its mouth.. "
Zac Badasci replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"wooh Bringing this thread back xD
well being as my town as had a rather large herion boom my folks have installed rather large security doors over all existing doors and thick ass widows so the odds of one "bursting" in are slim but…"
Ms.Zombie replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"Well im at a cafe....so im guessing the zombie would go for the people right infront of the door...sooo i would run outside when its attacking other people. then ill run home which is 2 mins away and lock my metal door. Then ill start making weapons…"
Tracy replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"I sit on my sofa with my laptop on a glass table. The dog is lying on the floor beside me. I would hope the dog would leap up and offer a small bit of distration. Rather than throw small items at the zombie, I would tip the table on its side and…"
PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"Oh Dear."
F Clef Jeff replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"Lol lookin's free - touchin's gonna' cost you."
PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"Yes, thank you for that mental image. ;-D
Don't swing the bass. take out a knee and that will give you time to get something better.
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F Clef Jeff replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"Great topic! I'd be screwed - I'm wearing only boxers, and my laptop is plugged in and so would only go as far as the cord. I'd probably throw my laptop, and reach for the next nearest weapon-like object, but it's my Jazz Bass,…"
Geoff B replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"Well there are two doors to my house, ones 30 feet away (clear path down the hall to the door) other 15 feet, not a clear path but one 90degree angle and a straight shot. I happen to have been rolling an arrow around in my fingers while…"
PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"
Currenty within arms-reach. Glock 36, 45acp. Don't get caught unprotected.
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"ID BE DONE FOR ALL I GOT IS MY COMPUTER ID PROBABLY BOOK OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM AND LET MY SISTER AND STEP MOM GET EATIN WHILE I GET SOMETHING TO KILL IT YAH ITS LOW TO LET THEM GET EATIN BUT I GOT TO GET OUT AND PROTECT THE REST OF US NOT EVERYONE…"
James A. replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"An old radio next to meh, I'd use that as a bludgeon if I needed to; If its on meh, id try to break its neck if I can. Or smash its head on the concrete floor would be my next thing or the wall; I'm strong but…"
PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"Something as unassuming as a pen can be an awesome weapon. The soft tissue of a Zeds head is it's weakness, the temple area, the eyeball, the back of the head near the brain-stem. Many colleges outlaw concealed carry as though gun-free zones…"
ThAt RaNdOm DeAd GuY replied to The Newcomer's discussion If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?"Well I am in a classroom as of now. College student. I am a good distance from the doors with multiple people in between me and any potential undead assailant. I have no worthwhile weapons within my reach, aside from a small pocket knife which…"
Comment Wall (10 comments)
- At 2:28pm on June 8, 2010,
Ocean Eyes said… - Hello. I don't want to come off as a raving lunatic or a deranged fan but you're sorta the reason I discovered and eventually joined LZ. I googled "Headshots Only" and your submission popped right up. I read it and was hooked instantly. So I went back and read all of your pieces in chronological order.
Each one is very intersting and VERY well written. I look forward to the next chapter.
One note I did read all of your stories except for the most recent one. Te stand alone one that doesn't relate to your other ones.
Well, see you around!
Warm and fuzzies,
OG
- At 9:36am on April 1, 2010,
JoJo_Mortis said… - hahhaha, kinda comes naturally!
- At 9:35am on April 1, 2010, JoJo_Mortis said…
- Thank you for the request!
- At 9:24am on March 14, 2010,
Bob Mares Photography said… - The zombies invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you're ready for them.
2. When you're not ready for them
Task Force Amazon
- At 6:23pm on March 8, 2010, Bob Mares Photography said…
- Everything is actually a true lie, google my name and go to the "about me" ; )
- At 11:52am on November 20, 2009,
The Hunter said… - Dude, whats up with your picture, you look like a alien. Its funny.
- At 11:12pm on October 17, 2009, The Hunter gave The Newcomer a gift…
- At 4:37pm on October 16, 2009,
Okota said… - An Asian allergic to soy and shellfish? Aiya! Sorry to hear that man. Double cursed... j/k Cool pics man.
- At 11:49am on October 14, 2009,
Bunkerbewahrer said… - hey, naw the gasmask was a cheap bundeswehr one, you get em here for about 10 euro.
- At 7:18am on October 14, 2009,
Xaitaira Levielle said… - Hahahah Thanks for reading my blog. :)
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