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You always get to be the big spoon! >:[
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Amazingly detailed! If you entered that in a horror art contest(or any art contest for that matter) it would get 1st prize! I
I like... it has an almost 60's feel to it.
morbidly delicious
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- About Me...
- I'm magical.
I really am. Other then that, I love horror movies, cooking, music, drawing. I make comic books and I'm good with my hands haha.
I'm your normal kid, goin' ta school, waisting my life away in threater and doing away with supernatural creatures on my spare time. You know...normal stuff??
Well, ok, so I'm pretty magical, but thats besides the point! I'm pretty down to eath when it comes down to it. It comes with the territory.
You know....theres just things about my job that I like more then others...fighting vampires, despite the fact that they're rather annoying with their well kept hair dos and their penchant for whimpering sad song lyrics just as I am about to stake them through the heart, but zombies are the worst.
They are going to be the death of me, I'm sure of it...or rather...the undeath of me. This in thought, I've decided that if I every get turned into a zombie my first move will be to eat the brains of my loved ones with ketchup....lots and lots of ketchup...
Anyways, zombies. Zombies can really piss you off.
Hunting zombies is nothing like going after vampires. With vampires there are wits invoved. Wits, super-soakers filled with holy water, stylish crucifixes, and latin chants that make me look like a priest and not some one who failed all of their religion classes in catholic school.
Fighting zombies means putting on your oldest pair of jeans and gettiong out the base ball bat. It means coming home in bits of skull and intestins because zombies couldn't possibly manage to expire gracefully in a puff of smoke or dust like vampires. And theyre always trying to bite you in places that are definitely not sexy.
The mother fucking living dead are always spoiling my fun. :( Don't even get me STARTED on were wolves!
P.S.
Remember kids! Fast company gives you STDs and STDs make you fat!
pps:(or what ever the fuck ever) I love my pet rodent more then life itself. D:
Kevin Devine, you compleat my life. <3
(also, im actually a cook haha)
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- Smokeing a bowl in the backyard. So there I was, reclining luxuriously against the ridiculously soft couch Id suckered my mother into buying from a dirty thrift shop in the orange circle, breaking apart some bomb kush to pack a bowl when I heard my old queen (gay old dog) barking like a madman. I yelled at him to shut the fuck up and brought the piece to my lips, lighting, covering the carb and inhaling those delicious greens when Joey (the old queen) started barking again, his bark breaking into a whimpery cry like when the neighbors cat beat the shit out of him that one time and he took off running, watering the backyard with his urine from how scared he was. My body tensed slightly and I sat up a little straighter as my breath caught in my throat. My stomach lurched, letting me know something wasn’t quite right. I immediately assumed it was zombies, as I often did when anything suspicious was going on. Boy was I lucky I’d jumped to conclusions, because when that undead son of a bitch came into view I was ready for him.
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- Machette
- How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
- Magic.
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Take a jump from out the window cuz its way to far to walk through the door....
Dearest friends,
I need a drink.
ABsolutely besides the point but indeed true.
Theres been a few more sightings of the undead through out the park, more so now that those windy sons of bitches keep moving ne around to different locations. >:[
Lucky for me Im only working once a week now, less chances of getting infected, Unlucky for me, IM ONLY WORKING ONE DAY A WEEK!!! How am I supposed to pay for my drugs and partying?! DDDD: I know right? Devistating. Funds are running low. This Zombie app… Continue
I need a drink.
ABsolutely besides the point but indeed true.
Theres been a few more sightings of the undead through out the park, more so now that those windy sons of bitches keep moving ne around to different locations. >:[
Lucky for me Im only working once a week now, less chances of getting infected, Unlucky for me, IM ONLY WORKING ONE DAY A WEEK!!! How am I supposed to pay for my drugs and partying?! DDDD: I know right? Devistating. Funds are running low. This Zombie app… Continue
Posted on September 11, 2008 at 11:25am —
As much as I love drugs.....
So....as I clutch the bottle of sloshing alcaholic liquid in my hand tighter and bring it closer to my person, my lips and mouth going numb and my care ebbing away, I can't help but to think, man, it would really fucking suck if a zombie totaly came aout of fucking no whare because I'm pretty fucking drunk right about meow.
And to be honest, this isn't the first time I've thought this. Theres hardly a time outside of work and school when I'm compleatly sober for more then a few hours, and thoug… Continue
And to be honest, this isn't the first time I've thought this. Theres hardly a time outside of work and school when I'm compleatly sober for more then a few hours, and thoug… Continue
Posted on August 2, 2008 at 1:34am —
The Mouse is trying to hide the truth.
Warning! There have been sightings of zombie children at disneyland. Today was the second in the past week. The first was a little girl in the early stages of decay. She wandered in by the ...um, giant orange filled with swings....munching on a good chunk of someones limb. The skin of the arm?/leg? hung loose over her knuckles, here eyes blankly wandering about as if seeing something that wasnt there....maybe not seeing anything at all. The second was a little boy, the skin on his face looked li… Continue
Posted on July 30, 2008 at 7:11pm —
Comment Wall (276 comments)
- At 5:10pm on July 6, 2009,
manbo said…
i did go back
- At 10:27pm on July 3, 2009, manbo said…
I belong to someone else...prison sucks.
- At 10:20am on June 29, 2009, Garry Charles said…
- Free download for all survivors at http://www.garrycharles.co.uk
Keep breathing!
- At 2:23pm on June 22, 2009,
Mwmani said…
- One of my best friends works at Disneyland! Yeah SFs going to be nice. I figure if I have to be a poor college student I might as well do it someplace warm and really gay.
- At 2:03am on June 22, 2009,
- Cooking? That's pretty sweet actually. I'm majoring in theatre right now! Er, I would be if they hadn't cut the whole damn department! Oh well off to San Francisco next year, haha.
- At 10:45pm on June 19, 2009,
- Yeah theatre is a big part of my life.
- At 8:51am on June 19, 2009,
bobby said… - i'm coming i'm coming! keep your pants on. had a full work week but i should have the day off today and will be able to dive in :D
- At 2:19am on June 5, 2009, bobby said…
- hey chick! lets play! mwa ha ha!
- At 11:43pm on June 4, 2009,
Mango said… - I wz cheatan on you.
But then I got dumped.
Take meh back, plox. D:
- At 8:45pm on May 22, 2009, manbo said…
- well i'll be shit dipped you are back.
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OOC: WHOA!! where did that come from?
I took the clothes from the deceased guard, along with his weapon, a glock 19... my M4 was out, and 9mm is better then nothing. There was a lot of activity down in these corridors.
eventually I found veggitation again, and a bunker that led to this base... where I was statoned before the outbreak.
I walked for days with my buddy, Leo. He took this pic about 3 hours before he was dragged into an empty building and bitten. I killed all four zombies, but it was too late... he began to change and I had to put him down too.
*As i walked down the street, i saw a sign on a door saying (PURE ONE INSIDE, HELP)*
"There's a survivor in this house!' I scream, many of the survivors hear my scream. as i rip down the door, to my surprise, i didn't see a helpless peasent or a ...
WOW!! I never would have thunk it. These twist & turns reek of the real experience..you lived it for sure.
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