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IVE BEEN BIT!!
And while I do have a bruis in the shape of teeth marks in my thigh I thank god it was only my ex boyfriend and not some undead creep. The point is, he caught me off guard and shit man, what if he were a zombie!? Id totally be fucked! I should really start paying more attention to my surroundings. Hhhh.... All that aside, ive been casually flipping through the zombie survival guid at my leasiure and its always good to keep sharp. I am now also keeping a crow bar under my bed incase of…See More
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what can i say, just great
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- About Me...
- I'm magical.
I really am. Other then that, I love horror movies, cooking, music, drawing. I make comic books and I'm good with my hands haha.
I'm your normal kid, goin' ta school, waisting my life away in threater and doing away with supernatural creatures on my spare time. You know...normal stuff??
Well, ok, so I'm pretty magical, but thats besides the point! I'm pretty down to eath when it comes down to it. It comes with the territory.
You know....theres just things about my job that I like more then others...fighting vampires, despite the fact that they're rather annoying with their well kept hair dos and their penchant for whimpering sad song lyrics just as I am about to stake them through the heart, but zombies are the worst.
They are going to be the death of me, I'm sure of it...or rather...the undeath of me. This in thought, I've decided that if I every get turned into a zombie my first move will be to eat the brains of my loved ones with ketchup....lots and lots of ketchup...
Anyways, zombies. Zombies can really piss you off.
Hunting zombies is nothing like going after vampires. With vampires there are wits invoved. Wits, super-soakers filled with holy water, stylish crucifixes, and latin chants that make me look like a priest and not some one who failed all of their religion classes in catholic school.
Fighting zombies means putting on your oldest pair of jeans and gettiong out the base ball bat. It means coming home in bits of skull and intestins because zombies couldn't possibly manage to expire gracefully in a puff of smoke or dust like vampires. And theyre always trying to bite you in places that are definitely not sexy.
The mother fucking living dead are always spoiling my fun. :( Don't even get me STARTED on were wolves!
P.S.
Remember kids! Fast company gives you STDs and STDs make you fat!
pps:(or what ever the fuck ever) I love my pet rodent more then life itself. D:
Kevin Devine, you compleat my life. <3
(also, im actually a cook haha)
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- Smokeing a bowl in the backyard. So there I was, reclining luxuriously against the ridiculously soft couch Id suckered my mother into buying from a dirty thrift shop in the orange circle, breaking apart some bomb kush to pack a bowl when I heard my old queen (g** old dog) barking like a madman. I yelled at him to shut the fuck up and brought the piece to my lips, lighting, covering the carb and inhaling those delicious greens when Joey (the old queen) started barking again, his bark breaking into a whimpery cry like when the neighbors cat beat the shit out of him that one time and he took off running, watering the backyard with his urine from how scared he was. My body tensed slightly and I sat up a little straighter as my breath caught in my throat. My stomach lurched, letting me know something wasn’t quite right. I immediately assumed it was zombies, as I often did when anything suspicious was going on. Boy was I lucky I’d jumped to conclusions, because when that undead son of a bitch came into view I was ready for him.
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- Machette
- How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
- Magic.
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IVE BEEN BIT!!
Posted on September 3, 2009 at 7:07pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
And while I do have a bruis in the shape of teeth marks in my thigh I thank god it was only my ex boyfriend and not some undead creep. The point is, he caught me off guard and shit man, what if he were a zombie!? Id totally be fucked! I should really start paying more attention to my surroundings. Hhhh.... All that aside, ive been casually flipping through the zombie survival guid at my leasiure and its always good to keep sharp. I am now also keeping a crow bar under my bed incase of… Continue
Take a jump from out the window cuz its way to far to walk through the door....
Posted on September 11, 2008 at 11:25am 0 Comments 0 Likes
Dearest friends,
I need a drink.
ABsolutely besides the point but indeed true.
Theres been a few more sightings of the undead through out the park, more so now that those windy sons of bitches keep moving ne around to different locations. >:[
Lucky for me Im only working once a week now, less chances of getting infected, Unlucky for me, IM ONLY WORKING ONE DAY A WEEK!!! How am I supposed to pay for my drugs and partying?! DDDD: I know right? Devistating. Funds are running… Continue
I need a drink.
ABsolutely besides the point but indeed true.
Theres been a few more sightings of the undead through out the park, more so now that those windy sons of bitches keep moving ne around to different locations. >:[
Lucky for me Im only working once a week now, less chances of getting infected, Unlucky for me, IM ONLY WORKING ONE DAY A WEEK!!! How am I supposed to pay for my drugs and partying?! DDDD: I know right? Devistating. Funds are running… Continue
As much as I love drugs.....
Posted on August 2, 2008 at 1:34am 0 Comments 0 Likes
So....as I clutch the bottle of sloshing alcaholic liquid in my hand tighter and bring it closer to my person, my lips and mouth going numb and my care ebbing away, I can't help but to think, man, it would really fucking suck if a zombie totaly came aout of fucking no whare because I'm pretty fucking drunk right about meow.
And to be honest, this isn't the first time I've thought this. Theres hardly a time outside of work and school when I'm compleatly sober for more then a few… Continue
And to be honest, this isn't the first time I've thought this. Theres hardly a time outside of work and school when I'm compleatly sober for more then a few… Continue
The Mouse is trying to hide the truth.
Posted on July 30, 2008 at 7:11pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Warning! There have been sightings of zombie children at disneyland. Today was the second in the past week. The first was a little girl in the early stages of decay. She wandered in by the ...um, giant orange filled with swings....munching on a good chunk of someones limb. The skin of the arm?/leg? hung loose over her knuckles, here eyes blankly wandering about as if seeing something that wasnt there....maybe not seeing anything at all. The second was a little boy, the skin on his face looked… Continue
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- At 5:03pm on October 22, 2009,
manbo said… - go to the water cooler forum and click a threead and post, like you do on my page.
- At 11:12pm on October 17, 2009,
manbo said…
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- At 6:14pm on October 16, 2009,
manbo said…
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- At 10:01pm on October 13, 2009,
manbo said…
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manbo said…
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