Top 10 lessons for Surviving a Zombie attack
1.Organize before they rise!
2.They feel no fear why should you?
3.Use your head: cut off theirs
4.Blades don't need reloading
5.Ideal Protection = tight clothes, short hair
6.get up the staircase then destroy it.
7.Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8.Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9.no place is safe only safer.
10.The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don't Be an Idiot or a Hero
In the occurrence of being surrounded do not scream in fear and look around you in a circle as all the zombies go in for the kill. Keep a steady head and a steadier arm -- zombies should be able to be walked away from, so you have the advantage (more than likely) of speed and reason. Simply focus on two or three zombies and create an opening. You do not have to kill all of the zombies....at all, you can focus on killing just enough to escape or just knock them down. Further, it is equally important in this event to not get cocky. Always treat every situation with caution and a sound mind. Never act hasty or brash. Remember: keep your head and remove theirs.
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Its a deal. I've switched to "Lucerin's brain replacment system".All the goodness of real brains with 70% less saturated fats. It looks like you safe for the time being.

I'm liking my head....please stop cutting us poor zombie's heads off.K.Its not the same without candy either.
here is the website for the park we are in:
http://www.continuinged.uiuc.edu/allerton/
Nice big place there are about 30 of us holding up here in the mansion.... we have atvs, and people on watch 24hrs a day. if we see a Zed they get sniped before they can get anywhere near us.
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