Twisted Larissa
Twisted Larissa
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  • Rancho Cucamonga California
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At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
Leaving for work when I noticed that the nieghbor had eaten her husband...I hated that fucker anyway...but never the less the bitch had to die...so i grabbed her dumb ass lawn gnome and shoved that pointy fuckin hat right in her eye !!!!
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
Universal Remote Controls and anything I can get my hands on...
How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
Searching the web for suspicious zombie behavior...I stumbled upon a survival group that told me about this site...





Top 10 lessons for Surviving a Zombie attack


1.Organize before they rise!
2.They feel no fear why should you?
3.Use your head: cut off theirs
4.Blades don't need reloading
5.Ideal Protection = tight clothes, short hair
6.get up the staircase then destroy it.
7.Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8.Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9.no place is safe only safer.
10.The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.



Don't Be an Idiot or a Hero

In the occurrence of being surrounded do not scream in fear and look around you in a circle as all the zombies go in for the kill. Keep a steady head and a steadier arm -- zombies should be able to be walked away from, so you have the advantage (more than likely) of speed and reason. Simply focus on two or three zombies and create an opening. You do not have to kill all of the zombies....at all, you can focus on killing just enough to escape or just knock them down. Further, it is equally important in this event to not get cocky. Always treat every situation with caution and a sound mind. Never act hasty or brash. Remember: keep your head and remove theirs.

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At 11:36am on September 26, 2008, Killa BKilla B said…
hi whats up how is Rancho? i miss that place, i lived just above baseline
At 8:26am on September 26, 2008, MaddrandallMaddrandall said…

Its a deal. I've switched to "Lucerin's brain replacment system".
All the goodness of real brains with 70% less saturated fats. It looks like you safe for the time being.
At 7:53am on September 24, 2008, MaddrandallMaddrandall said…

I'm liking my head....please stop cutting us poor zombie's heads off.K.
At 1:15pm on September 23, 2008, bryce koruhbryce koruh said…
Zombie pinata's.....bad idea. lol
Its not the same without candy either.
At 11:10am on September 20, 2008, BirdmanBirdman said…
other than a few bruises im fine but one guys leg is messed up but thats from the crash and the others seam to be ok no signs of infection but i keep an eye on them just to be sure.
At 10:19am on September 19, 2008, BirdmanBirdman said…
we hit the ground hard like a ton of bricks.
At 10:17am on September 19, 2008, WendyWendy said…
Let me know when the group forms :)
At 5:34am on September 19, 2008, GG said…
been planning for this for a while.
At 3:12pm on September 18, 2008, bryce koruhbryce koruh said…
Zombie skeet shooting. A few beers and your set. Hella entertaining. :)
At 2:39pm on September 18, 2008, GG said…
Good we headed out of town to a large park almost entirely surround by forest and a river....lots of wild game here too, although we are waiting to see if the animals are safe to eat. Running low on canned goods, but we're better off than most.
here is the website for the park we are in:
http://www.continuinged.uiuc.edu/allerton/
Nice big place there are about 30 of us holding up here in the mansion.... we have atvs, and people on watch 24hrs a day. if we see a Zed they get sniped before they can get anywhere near us.
 
 
 

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