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- Tell the Democrats to stop searching for the next JFK... and bring back the original! America needs a Zombie Leader for these undead times...
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- Diplomatic Negotiations and affordable Healthcare and Housing
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Why Not A Zombie President?
Posted on May 7, 2008 at 3:04pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
I'm a candidate of Hope! A leader for a new tomorrow!
This country of ours is in crisis - and all the fear and hatred being spewed by the 'living' toward Undead Americans is far too divisive. We're all in this together. After all, the 'living' are but one bite or magic bullet away from becoming undead themselves...
Soon the heartbeat-free population will outnumber the "Pulsed Americans".
I propose:
ZOMBIE JOBS PROGRAM - helping the undead find a… Continue
This country of ours is in crisis - and all the fear and hatred being spewed by the 'living' toward Undead Americans is far too divisive. We're all in this together. After all, the 'living' are but one bite or magic bullet away from becoming undead themselves...
Soon the heartbeat-free population will outnumber the "Pulsed Americans".
I propose:
ZOMBIE JOBS PROGRAM - helping the undead find a… Continue
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jfk for life,or death.....
This country of ours is in crisis - and all the fear and hatred being spewed by the 'living' toward Undead Americans is far too divisive. We're all in this together. After all, the 'living' are but one bite or magic bullet away from becoming undead themselves...
Soon the heartbeat-free population will outnumber the pulsed Americans.
So put down your shotguns, shovels, baseball bats, axes, and random pieces of lumber. Let us embrace Undead Americans - set up jobs programs, healthcare and housing... all the basics they need to survive. Some may even rise to be benefitial members of society... President even...
Zombie JFK for President!