You have a 100% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak
You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.
Hey thanks for the add!!.. Please also join my outbreak the Zombie Death Squad!! We're always looking for more kick ass people to join the fight against the flesh eating bastards!...