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How would you prepare?

Started this discussion. Last reply by Tori Luve Jul 28, 2011. 3 Replies

I like the idea of planning ahead, like in films like Lord of the Rings where they have to set traps and stock up food in their citadel to ride out an Orc invasion (sound familiar?). What would you…Continue

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Who would be the worst person to find yourself with in a zpoc?

Started this discussion. Last reply by Ttens 25 Apr 29, 2011. 23 Replies

For me, the answers obvious: Justin Bieber. I would hate to find him in a zpoc and *shudder* have him follow me around. I have a feeling a lot of people would put the same...

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H.Muttee "Chief" replied to iakoiatastéris's discussion Could zombification be a parasite? in the group The Campion Virus
"I think that's more reasonable than a virus... the only thing is how would it be started."
Sep 8, 2012
H.Muttee "Chief" liked iakoiatastéris's discussion Could zombification be a parasite?
Sep 8, 2012
iakoiatastéris replied to Meyaht's discussion How long do you squat?
"I'd get away as fast as I could, I can see no benifit of staying put, but I see what you mean, and you don't want to stray into someone else's land unless you have something definite to offer eg skill at shooting, archery, tracking…"
May 10, 2012
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Part 2: Post-Gallows Humour

SOME ADVICEYou have to enjoy the little things, or you'll go insane. Savour every twinkie, so to speakForget when you canKnow when to quitDon't refuse help from a friend, or withold it from a strangerNever ever pretend to be a zombie. I've know people who'd shoot them on sight Just to let you know, I'm not one of those. You may have read my thingymajig about my first hand to hand encounter with a zombie, and would know that I'm not cut out for combat. I have to wait for them to actively bother…See More
May 10, 2012
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"what are you working on for lost zombies? more than I probably should"
May 10, 2012
iakoiatastéris replied to The Black Dawn Saga's discussion Zombies in Cold Weather.
"I think they would actually have to freeze solid. Usually when people die of exposure it's not because they've frozen solid, it would take a lot to freeze a zombie. Also, freezing would damage the cells in the brain, and if the brain is…"
May 10, 2012
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"cool, you see? now you have to read mine"
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Pilot: Paranoia

 5 THINGS I DON'T MISSschoolalarm clocksp.e. (do I hear a chear from the nerds of the world?)The Machines (call me a technophobe if you will, but I swear they had it in for me)Our LadyHave you ever heard it when people said, "jusy because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"? I'm pretty sure you have, and I lived pretty much my entire life around that phrase. I always thought that the world was conspiring against me (the Machines especially), and seems to me now that it…See More
May 7, 2012
iakoiatastéris replied to Alex's discussion Zombie weapon
"Cricket bat"
May 7, 2012
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Nov 9, 2011
Jericho Syndrome replied to iakoiatastéris's discussion Could zombification be a parasite? in the group The Campion Virus
"i guess its possible, think like tapeworm but on the brain. it secreats the virus out of its...i dunno, and that is used to kill the cells not needed to take over the brain and mask itself to have people think its just a virus so its unaffected…"
Nov 3, 2011
LazerScythe replied to iakoiatastéris's discussion Could zombification be a parasite? in the group The Campion Virus
"A parasite that damaged their brain and stimulated the basic human instinct, food."
Nov 3, 2011

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About Me...
I am from a small villiage in Cumbria in Northern England. If asked, I wouldn't say I was a survivor. I would probably say I'm a bit of a coward, with my motto being: RUN AWAY!! I'm certainly not a fighter, or a hunter or an expert zombie killer. Before the zombies I was just a musician, and a bit of a nerd at that. But, with my cricket bat and a reasonable skill at hiding, I think I'm doing okay.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
On the fell, reading
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
I am awaiting the arrival of a longbow, but a cricket bat will do
How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
I saw the Zombie Outbreak sticker

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Part 2: Post-Gallows Humour

Posted on May 10, 2012 at 11:00am 0 Comments

SOME ADVICE

You have to enjoy the little things, or you'll go insane. Savour every twinkie, so to speak

Forget when you can

Know when to quit

Don't refuse help from a friend, or withold it from a stranger

Never ever pretend to be a zombie. I've know…

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Case History: Adrian Dalziel

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 10:46am 0 Comments

Adrian Dalziel wanted out. He always had done, and before the zpoc he had the chance, with regular ferries and aeroplanes off the mainland he could have left. He could have been free.

   Adrian lived in Leebotten, a small town on the Shetland mainland near Sandwick, he was 15 years old and attended Sandwick Junior High School. He was the smartest student in all his classes, but everyone knew he'd leave school at 16. His father was a fisherman and so was his father and the father…

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Part one: A personal first

Posted on May 8, 2012 at 1:53pm 0 Comments

I remember my personal first encounter with zombie kind. My maths teacher (she had it in for me as well, I'm sure). I was walking home from the allotments (food free for the taking, if you're quick.... and armed)  at around 11 at night, my dads old air rifle slung over my back, and a bag of tomatoes in my hand, and as I was turning onto the road, there she was, the scurge of my life for 5 years, and I swear down, my first thought was ahh, no, she's here to give me homework!…

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Prologue: flu

Posted on May 8, 2012 at 11:18am 0 Comments

A FEW FACTS ABOUT DEATH

It isn't choosy about its victims

They always seem heavier than they did in life (hence "dead weight")

They need to be dealt with fast

Their families aren't always eager to do so, nor let the "professionals"

Burning bodies do NOT smell like pork, any…

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