I like the idea of planning ahead, like in films like Lord of the Rings where they have to set traps and stock up food in their citadel to ride out an Orc invasion (sound familiar?). What would you…Continue
For me, the answers obvious: Justin Bieber. I would hate to find him in a zpoc and *shudder* have him follow me around. I have a feeling a lot of people would put the same...
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You have to enjoy the little things, or you'll go insane. Savour every twinkie, so to speak
Forget when you can
Know when to quit
Don't refuse help from a friend, or withold it from a stranger
Never ever pretend to be a zombie. I've know…Continue
Adrian Dalziel wanted out. He always had done, and before the zpoc he had the chance, with regular ferries and aeroplanes off the mainland he could have left. He could have been free.
Adrian lived in Leebotten, a small town on the Shetland mainland near Sandwick, he was 15 years old and attended Sandwick Junior High School. He was the smartest student in all his classes, but everyone knew he'd leave school at 16. His father was a fisherman and so was his father and the father…Continue
I remember my personal first encounter with zombie kind. My maths teacher (she had it in for me as well, I'm sure). I was walking home from the allotments (food free for the taking, if you're quick.... and armed) at around 11 at night, my dads old air rifle slung over my back, and a bag of tomatoes in my hand, and as I was turning onto the road, there she was, the scurge of my life for 5 years, and I swear down, my first thought was ahh, no, she's here to give me homework!…Continue
A FEW FACTS ABOUT DEATH
It isn't choosy about its victims
They always seem heavier than they did in life (hence "dead weight")
They need to be dealt with fast
Their families aren't always eager to do so, nor let the "professionals"
Burning bodies do NOT smell like pork, any…Continue