"praise the lord and pass the ammunition" --- Serj Tankian
"Battery" --- Metallica
"My ass is on fire" --- Mr. Bungle
and just for lulz the theme from halo
I am a survivor; my friends and i have managed to make it through the majority of the chaos that ensues in our small town. luckily since we did live in small town (approximately 40k) we had less to worry about zombie wise. when the outbreak hit my task force of friends and i had long before come up with a plan.
1. Gain vehicle
2. Raid all available gun shops within a hundred mile radius
3. Raid a local grocery store to stalk up on supplies
4. hold out in the most remote of all of our houses
5. once we establish a suitable base of operations with working power set up task forces of 3+ people
6. systematically work to check for survivors in town.
7. attempt to rescue said survivors and bring them back to the house.
8. repeat steps 6 and 7 until all survivors are found.
9. leave the house in the hands of the survivors to hold out
10. have sexy tiem with rescued ladies
11. move to next town and repeat entire process
12. ?????
13. PROFIT!
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
at work in a fast food joint selling tacos to the less fortunate until one tried to bite me.
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
I like the feel of my S.C.A.R. if it comes to long range, but i must admit that if it comes down to close range i'd rather use my hatchets
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