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im alive...im goth...and i will never die twice in one day...i find killing zombies enjoyable...also humans before zombbies...i dont have any rifle or shot gun...im a smoker...my favorite song is the grouch...
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- hanging out with what i called friend down at the library...
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- 1911 pistol perferably kimber,a nice knife,my bowtech Guardian with lazor grip,my katana,or taizor
- How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
- your sticker right after it happend...
danm it this sucks
sep. 23,2008
sep.26,2008
famuse qoutes="Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
--Albert Einstein
"We know accurately only when we know little; with knowledge, doubt increases."
--Goethe
"Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich."
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."
--Herb Caen
"He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawed off shotgun."
--Steady Eddy
Love is not found in the market."
--G. Herbert
"Every one to his tastes, as the old woman said when she kissed her cow."
--J. Heywood
"A friend is never known till needed."
--14th Century Proverb
"Better an open enemy than a false friend."
--17th Century Proverb
"Five hours sleepeth a traveller, seven a scholar, eight a merchant & eleven a knave."
--17th Century Proverb
"As the goodman saith, so say we; But as the goodwife saith, so it must be."
--J. Ray
"To the most beautiful moment in life, Better than the deed, better than the memory, the moment... of anticipation!"
--Jacques "
"Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"
--Homer
""You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism."
--Mayor Quimby
"We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!
--Homer
"And, for the record, there were a few Jewish cowboys, ladies and gentlemen. Big guys who were great shots and spent money freely."
--Mr. Bergstrom
"Ooo! You kised a girl! That is so g**!"
--Jimbo
"Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot."
--Hank Scorpio
"It's strange, but suddenly I feel really confident about myself and I've decided to quit teaching and do what I've always dreamed of doing, hang out and screw hot chicks."
--Mr. Garrison
"YOU are a total, total--a word has yet to be invented to describe how totally - whatever it is - you are, but you ARE one, and a total, total one at that!"
--Rimmer
"I'm some kind of robot who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists, it's all in a fever, except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really on some space ship in the future. Hell, if that's got to make sense, I don't want to BE sober!"
--Kryten
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April , 20th 1995 - October , 8th 2008.
We will miss you Dylan Ruhe. Rest in peace now. You dont have to worry about the zombies anymore. Only we do. Protect us Dylan. Watch over us Dylan. We may have known you for a week but you where a good friend. So sorry to see you go.
Love you Dylan. Shannon
P.S. Sorry to hear your friend go .
:)
And of course being lightweight is also another good reason, especially when you are only 5ft and weigh about 90lbs.
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