randall orry anderson's Page

"Hello, really great site. Loving the contributions, great to know I'm not alone with my love of all things Zombie."

"i think it would be when you are fucking you nahbors mom that is a zombie and the door is open and so are the windows. ZOMBIE BLOW JOB"

"becaus i always have my bow and arrows with me i would use that. when i say alwayes i mean it. i got expeled from district 20 for bringeing it to school."

"i think the worst wepon to use agenst the undead would be a fat guys man boob or scrotem. my sister thinks that a fat guys master baiting hand would be the worst."

"I THINK THE FUNNEIST WAY TO KILL A ZOMBIE WOULD BE WITH A FLY SWATER OR AN UNO CARD. AND MAYBE A SHORT TABEL LAMP."

"IF THE LIGHTSABER WAS INVENTED I WOULD GET MY HANDS ON ONE AND KILL AS MANY UNDEAD BASTERDS AS POSIBL BUT AS YOU SATED THERE NOT INVENTED YET SO I WOULD ALSO GO WITH A BATTEL READY KATANA OR A BATTEAL READY MACHETE. (BAD SPELLING)"

"LOL THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY BUT I WOULD TRY TO SURVIVE SO I WOULD RIDE MY BIKE CUZ I CAN GO VERY FAST ON IT IT IS QUIT AND IT TAKES NO FUEL."

"I AGREE IT IS FUCKING AMAZING BUT I DID NOT READ IT ONE SITTING CUZ I DONT READ ALOT SO I AM NOT VERY FAST AND MY FREND GABE AND THOMAS HAVE READ IT. INFACT THERE THE ONES I HERD ABOUT THE BOOK FROM."

"THE GRANADE IS NOT THE BEST WEPON FOR JUST 100 ZOMBIES. UNLES I WAS CORNERD AND THEY WERE BUNCHED UP. AND ALSO A GRANADE RARLY SCORS A KILL, YOU NEED A STRAY SHRAPNEL TO HIT THE BRAIN AND THE CHANCES OF THAT ARE SLIM"

"yes"

"the wepons i would use are the m-14 carbine semi auto the 44 magnum and a mecete (bad spelliing) or katana."

"the syth is a good cutting wepon but wat happens when they get to close. the syth is a long reach wepon and is real shity in tight and norrow areas."

"the melle wepon i would use a mechete ( i have bad speling ) or a katana. but the problem with a base ball bat is it take a lot of strenght and accurcy to score a kill. if the bat is made of metal it tends to get dented and damedg over prolonged…"

"I THINK THAT A PRISON WOULD BE DECENT PLACE TO GO BECAUSE ALL THE REASONS YOU HAVE STATED. BUT ALSO I WOULD TRY TO STAY ICOLATED FROM THE PRISONERS ANS ALMOST EVRYONE ELSE ECEPT PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP OR MEMBERS OF MY GROUP."

"i would so the slow walking one becaouse the fact that there alotslower then you automaticly makes your job just a littel bit eseyer. if you cornerd with about 25 zombies closing in on you from about 25 to 30 yards away you have time to take as many…"

"i agrre that the hunt by smell the most and hereing. but maybe a zombie another one and did not like the taste so they know not to eat each other. i beleeve they cover this topic a littel in the zombie survivel guied but i am not sure."