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Sundry Quotes That Describe Me.
"You're like a cat watching a mouse die."
"Left-wingers are like leeches. You can cut the body off, but the only way to kill the fuckers is taking a cigarette or other small narrow pointy firey object and sticking it up their ass."
"It's not a hard thing to imagine."
"You are an asshole and I hate you."
"There's a minigun bolted on to your ride."
"If I wanted to talk pretty I'd get into religion or politics."
"Man, optimists are retards."
"Why did you just kick him in the ass?"
"Dude, you just shat an entire pueblo city. Do I make you uncomfortable?"
i stepped around the corner of the small shed and quickly scanned my surroundings. off to one side, a dilipidated strip mall took up the majority of my vision, neon signs long-since faded by the glaring sun and glass doors shattered. to the other side, gutted cars sat parked in the strip's lot, the paint peeling away to reveal rusted metal, pocked and scarred from sitting so long unattended. the glass windshields here were broken, too. blood, dark blood, stained nearly every available…Continue