zombie moxie
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About Me...
The original and only zombie moxie; zombie enthusiast.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
Hunkered down under my desk at the Umbrella Corporation Corporate Headquarters.
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
A reinforced, long-reach titanium baseball bat.
How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
It was spraypainted on the roof of an apartment building I was hiding on for a few days.
My name is Kari, but I go by the handle zombie moxie when I can find a decent connection. Thing is, the zombies aren't the worst thing you have to worry about. There are depraved fucks on every corner waiting to pounce on me, and don't I know it. Just the other day that fucker Gary from the across the street tried to steal some of my generators. Shot him straight through the temple without a second thought. Rest in peace, you son of a bitch.

I broadcast using a generator and the makeshift receivers located on my rooftop. Every entrance in my house is reinforced with steel -- all of my years of easy A grades in shop class finally paid off.

My mother, kid sis, and kid brother never came home from work and school. I've been fighting this nightmare all by myself, and I'll be damned if I'm going to lose. I'll get these fuckers for you guys. I'll get every last one.

I used to be the receptionist at the Umbrella Corporation's corporate headquarters. I've been hearing strange things about them now. About the outbreaks, conspiracies. And here I was thinking I was doing something great by working for a medical supplier. You can't count on shit these days.

I hope to find more honest, competent, and safe refugees in Raccoon City, but I wont hold my breath. I'm not going to abandon my town. I'll fight and die here if I have to.

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At 4:39pm on August 26, 2008, Bama Brain BasherBama Brain Basher said…
Anyone in the corporate HQ is an accomplice. From the accountants to the maintenance guys. You're all guilty.

But hey, ain't we all?
At 4:35pm on August 24, 2008, BirdmanBirdman said…
i blam you because you got a desk but then again i just work maintenance
At 1:56pm on August 23, 2008, BirdmanBirdman said…
I blam you for all this. have a great day
At 10:02pm on August 22, 2008, Bama Brain BasherBama Brain Basher said…
ahh, so it's all your fault! Welcome anyway :)
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At 9:19am on August 22, 2008, DJMisfitDJMisfit said…
Welcome
At 11:46pm on August 21, 2008, Matt CampbellMatt Campbell said…

Welcome, check out my Prison Outbreak. Join us, we could use your support. Thanks.
At 11:11pm on August 21, 2008, CrapBobCrapBob said…
Welcome...
At 11:08pm on August 21, 2008, LekLek said…
Welcome to our Circle

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