I guess you could call this 'Day 1'. But day one of what?!
Day one of my awakening to a whole different world.
I've heard the stories about those god damn Americans.
They had some sort of bug going around and it was spreading. I thought
it was all some sort of joke...
up until just a little while ago when my eyes were yanked open.
Since I have some time to kill [Ugh] and to calm down, let's start from the beginning.
School had ended and I was not going… Continue