May 2012 Blog Posts (47)

Cutting the clothes from a woman's body might be considered a recreational activity under some circumstances, but I quickly discovered that dealing with a headless walker the fun factor was definitely missing. The walkers that I had seen were always at least partially clothed, filthy, and caked with the dried fluids of their victims and their own organic processes. The one I had secured was no different. An outward examination of the carcass from neck to groin was already gruesome, but it…

We ended up talking, understanding one another, and then it came to me.. "So Angel.. where were you when this all went down?" Liz asks. "Heh...I woke up to this...All I knew my old man was out of bed, and gone... I decided to go out for alil excersice on my bike.. then come across a zombie.. I left my home for answers, then geared up in the south side of town, and ended up here..." I watch Liz give me a strange look. "Wait..What do you mean you woke up to this? like you opened your eyes and…

Now of course everything is getting worse than I expected, i mean my neice was just born Audrie i feel so bad for her,being born now,her luck.and in this zombie apocalypse its better to expect the worst,now there are gangs or groups everywhere,taking food,money(i dont know why they need it),and people's lives.My family wants to kill them and take their food.I mean in this world now,it's eat or be eaten,its either you survive or die.im going to try and steal some food now, if anybody is…

On my way to the apartment complex I pull over and break up a fight between two women or more accurately a murder because one women was eating the other women. Once I figured out what the fuck she was doing I was horrified and in awe at the same time what could have possibly sent this women so over the edge to turn to cannibalism? The women was already dead by the time I had run over and beat…

I had brought a large butcher knife in my kit, which I had sharpened carefully. I intended to discard everything here at the kill site simply because they were common items, and there was no reason to carry any more contaminated equipment with me than necessary. I am not sure why, but I decided to first detach the head, and so began my examination there, knowing that the recorder would be running at home and that my wife would be unlikely to waste the information even if I did not make it…

 I had picked early morning as my best time to take the walker, If things went wrong and other walkers showed up I wanted to have the day in front of me to disengage and make it back to my vehicle. For the job I had to do daylight was best anyway you looked at it. I could see the walker positioned in the window as it stood motionless. I knew that once it became aware of me I was committed. I checked my gear carefully at the foot of the tree I had been perched in and then made my way forward…

This war is bigger than all of us, almost too big to even understand.  A war where winning feels like losing, and losing means you're dead.

I've been to Peru, Columbia, Somalia, Bosnia, Iraq twice, and Afghanistan amongst other places I still can't talk about.  Those places were scary.  Funny the way things turn out.  I had to come home to learn true fear.

We were on foot, moving down Geary Boulevard when the runners showed up in force from two directions.  There were thousands…

hay bro pass me a light I told toby " as I gripped the cigaret with my teeth. fuck off spencer i know you have that zippo in your pocketdon't bum off me cause your to fucking lazy to pick up your own" said toby. "don't be a dick you bum off me all the time"I said while I thought.especially while your "bumming" my girlfriend you fucking cock I wish I had herpes just so that i could give them to her then to you you peice of shit and you can have my fucking sloppy seconds when I go to my night…

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I can't believe the destruction, it's like Armageddon out here. The smell of decomposition polluting the streets. I am currently hiding beneath the service counter of this hunting shop. They have more weapons than I know what to do with. Oh God, I wish that zombie would loose interest in this place so I could collect my weapons and go but it keeps shuffling back and forth. One foot is bent at an odd angle as it continues to drag its stiff body…

Walkers don't dance. They don't duck, they don't dodge, block, throw wheel kicks, drunken kung fu monkey punches, or try and put the patented zombie death grip on your head. They don't have any creep to them once they see you. They become aware of you, they orient their face and body to your location, and then they are coming. A newly animated walker is at its best, as strong and as fast as it is ever going to get, and from there it is all down hill.

Human bipedalism is actually quite…

         Imagine you were in the zombie apocalypse, In say a military base, with a small group (I dont know just…

"What the fuck you doing, Why you bringing him here!" a male voice shouts out. "He was alone! I had to do something!" a female voice shouts back. All I could hear was mixed voices shouting back and forth, my head was killing me, it felt warm. I was still surrounded by darkness, dissapointed in myself by not watching my own back. The feeling of wanting to move, yet I couldn't budge, and my mouth..it felt like theres tape over it.. "Am I fucked..." telling myself in my…

I had watched the Nursing home complex for two nights and had only seen the one walker, "Suzy". I had some experience with walkers, and knew that they could be deceptive in their speed and strength. I was going to be very careful in the encounter I had planned for Suzy, as I knew that only a fool underestimates an enemy. Many people had died behind the idea that they knew what a walker could do.  In a situation where a bite, or a scratch, of even contact with raw skin or a drop of cast off…

The over all impression that I got from the walker was one of stillness. Yes, I know it is by definition dead, and I had not expected it to sing and dance, but if I had any doubts about what I was looking at the complete lack of any non essential movement would have quickly settled it. People, even trained people, are rarely if ever completely still. They breathe, swallow, flex and fidget. A walker, unless it is specifically stimulated to do something, does not move. The virus stimulates the…

Setting up a nest in a tree is really no big trick. Orangutans do it every night. Of course the problem is that if you get a sizable number of Zeke's on the ground around the tree you are stuck. As a young man I had had no problem living in a tree hide for periods of up to a week if a mission had required it, and even if there were Zekes around they spent very little time looking up in the trees. Their focus, according to everything I had heard, was directly to the front and it seemed to…

I walk towards the right side of the building, keeping my guard up, and reaching the area full of tents. It seem deserted..not one was around. I felt like it was already too late... they evacuated as many as possible... or maybe they never got out. I couldn't hold the fact that I felt alone in this nightmarish world. I take my chances of going back to the car, and continue driving till I ran out of fuel. As so I hope...

"Ah shit... you gotta be fucking kidding me.." Looking…

November 12th 2007 

Kortrijk Belgium

I guess i heard about it. You know, about zombies and shit in the news, but back then i thought it was a commercial stunt or just a public overreaction about the superflu , i mean back then my mind couldn't accept the fact that zombies could be real. So i started November 12th as an average start of the week. I woke up, had breakfast, took a shower, got dressed and went waiting for the bus at the bus-stop. The bus never arrived, so…