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Zombie hunter and expert, me. I know almost everything about the living dead. If you want to know anything, message me.

Added by Brian Akerly on July 2, 2008 at 1:00pm — No Comments

And I saw a white horse...

Now that we, as a community have accepted whats happening, what do we do next? I have been haunted with visions of the Zombapocalypse since I was a child. All my life I tried to deny what I knew was going to happen. I didn't live in fear. I lived in denial.

I tried so hard to deny it. I had fun with my friends, partied my ass off, and now I'm raising a family. A wife, two kids, the American Dream. Now its a nightmare.

What do I do when the horde attacks my family? Sure I have the… Continue

Added by Captain Lou on July 2, 2008 at 12:40pm — No Comments

TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK!!!

1. organize before they rise!

2. they feel no fear, why should you?

2. use your head: cut off theirs

4. blades dont need reloading.

5. ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6. get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. keep moving, keep low, keep quite, keep alert!

9. no place is safe, only safer.

10. the zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.





Yall want more info about any of the… Continue

Added by JD on July 2, 2008 at 4:49am — No Comments

My z-day plan (pretty much the best one I've ever seen)

When it all hits I'm going straight to the dry cleaners. Through all the madness the dry cleaners will do anything to get some money to buy some anti-zombie spray. I will tell them to dryclean a koala bracelet, and then he will go in the back room to do it. While he is distracted I will make my move. I will grab the phone there and call the army base. I'll tell them to give me all the guns their or I'll blow it up. They will give me all the guns, and then get really mad that someone stole all… Continue

Added by Dylan on July 2, 2008 at 1:30am — No Comments

just a little ruff of zombie puppet massacre......

the clown slowly staggered into the living room...huge bite marks all over his body...blood pouring out of every hole...he tried raising his knife at alex...but didn't have the strength....alex looked him straight in the eyes...and k.c. the clown fell backwards onto the floor....dead...

"looks like the ugly bastard bled to death" leon kicked the clown in the head...

"yeah"

leon kicked the clown in the ribs "looks like something took big ass chunks out of his ugly ass and he bled… Continue

Added by chase winters on July 1, 2008 at 9:48pm — No Comments

Oh Snack!

I was at the local grocery store to pick up a couple things for an upcoming bbq. I walked through the produce and got some asparagus and arugula. It was pretty dead in the store. I was the only one shopping. I decided to make my way back to the deli when I smelled an aweful smell. It wasn't the usual smell of fresh meat it was the smell of old death. As I rounded the corner of the bread section I noticed a line of what looked like 3 homeless dirty… Continue

Added by Misty on July 1, 2008 at 9:30pm — 1 Comment

Zombie fort prep

I've given a lot of thought to this and have decided to put it out there. A lot of energies seem to be going towards picking out locations for defense against zombies, but there's a good chance that when they finally come, they'll be in a different country and we'll have time to prepare, to actually build buildings DESIGNED for zombie defense.
I'm thinking of making blueprints for a zombie fortress if anyone wants to help, or give their input just comment below.

Added by Ryder on July 1, 2008 at 7:35pm — 2 Comments

THE INFECTION TAINTS THE ZODIAC ITSELF...

I warned you...



But you didn't listen, did you? You ignored the symptoms.

The signs all pointed to the obvious. And now they're likely looking for a way to get you... Unless, of course, you too are infected? :zombie:



The Zombie Zodiac Promo graphic



Did you ever look up at the stars at… Continue

Added by thedarkcloak on July 1, 2008 at 12:00am — No Comments

Zombie Survival Scenario Quiz # 1

You're running through the streets of your neighborhood, hearing the agonizing screams in the distance along with the will-destroying moans of the Undead. You glance around to find some way of getting out of town fast and safe. You see a still running car, a bicycle, and a dirtbike...Don't ask what they're all doing in the middle of the street. What do you decide to do?



A.) Take the car, it's obviously more reliable to get out of town faster



B.) Take the Bike, you think… Continue

Added by Vathrel on June 30, 2008 at 6:00pm — No Comments

Zombie Survival Scenario Quizzes

Since I'm part of this Community, I feel like I should take a responisbility to help others with information on what to do whenever an outbreak does occur. These quizzes will be based partly on The Zombie Survival Guide: By Max Brooks, and also some of my own knowledge. These Quizzes will be scenarios that people will most likely encounter during an outbreak, some will be quite direct or obvious, as well as just a quick decision quiz. However, some will require you to stop and think about the… Continue

Added by Vathrel on June 30, 2008 at 6:00pm — No Comments

what will you miss in the new world

Have you ever thought about what you would miss if you survive the zombie outbreak. I don't have many friends that like to talk about zombies, star wars, but not zombies. So I thought hard and have a few things I would miss. Food, from snacks, to fast food. Won't be many of that around as the world brings itself back. My innocence, I am sure there will be things you would have to do to survive, people you have to leave behind, those crazy people that don't agree with you or youre group. I don't… Continue

Added by Cody on June 30, 2008 at 5:52pm — 3 Comments

I had a nightmare

Yesterday, I found this site on myspace and I joined. I love zombies and last night I had a nightmare. It was the begining of the outbreak. I had to be living in Florida. My family was the family from Everybody loves Raymond. Lets just say, as I was coordinating our escape, things didn't go to well. Our minivan had four flat tires, and the engine was shot. Everybody was trying to take the whole damn house with them, and I didn't have a reliable weapon to fight off the random zombies attacking.… Continue

Added by Cody on June 30, 2008 at 5:44pm — 4 Comments

NINJAS VS ZOMBIES

NINJAS VS ZOMBIES

Not proof, exactly, but a film to inspire and help you start thinking about how to fight back when they do finally get to you. It is a new feature film coming out of Virginia.. and it has the answer..

WARNING: Magic zombies, not Virus Zombies.

CLICK HERE TO SEE NINJAS VS FREAKIN ZOMBIES!!

Added by Justin on June 30, 2008 at 4:03pm — No Comments

Robert

Day: ...whatever, I can't remember anymore. Doesn't matter anyway. There's only a few of us left, taking refuge where ever we can. We move to a new place every night. They can smell you, if you stay in one place too long, they'll find you...we found that out the hard way. At our largest, our group was 16 strong. Now, we're 7. It'll be less soon. The older man, Robert, is hurt and lagging. He's not bit, just clumsy. But his ankle is badly sprained, maybe broken. The fact that we have to keep… Continue

Added by clockwork orangutan on June 30, 2008 at 1:04am — No Comments

Busy weekend...

Things are starting to get a little more hairy up here in northern Michigan. Posted two photos taken this weekend. One involving a roadside crash, and one involving some burning buildings. What the hell is it about zombies and fire? The local media is spinning the stories involving zombies, but a growing number of people are starting to see through the bull***t. The younger people are very vocal, and the people my age and older have their heads stuck in the sand. That's a good position to be in… Continue

Added by Steve on June 29, 2008 at 7:30pm — No Comments

Just finished my first Zombie Victim out of Silicone and she's for sale

I just finished up this prop today and I'm selling her for $600 firm plus shipping. Serious inquiries only. See my album for pictures and the little blurb I wrote about her. The prop is life size, made of silicone and foam filled. The wet blood look is way it looks even though the silicone blood is actually dry.
PS this is old and I sold this Prop a quite a while ago


- Mike

Added by M. Sneath on June 29, 2008 at 11:30am — 1 Comment

Clockin' Out pt. 2

Day 2



So you've been to school for a year or two and you know you've seen it all.



Something's missing... what was I looking for? Something important is gone I know that... Where am I? Doesn't matter. Where is it? Somethings gone...

Her.

It all came rushing back to me; the tide of my mind had simply been out, but its rushing back in. I must have fallen asleep in this closet. Outside the now chorused moans of many awaited. She had gotten to others I know that. I… Continue

Added by JORDAN RICHARDSON on June 28, 2008 at 8:41pm — No Comments

Post Absents..

Sorry if i've been dodgy lately!!



We've got a handle slightly on a new outbreak that started about a week ago. We also have information on a sudden and possible outbreak in Dublin, Ireland. Our suspicions have yet to be proven false. We set out our very best to investigate the problem. But they've only run into old drunk Gaelic men...no i'm not picking on the Irish! I AM IRISH! so yeh no hate mail on that.. ;)



We've also had some very excellent storms roll through… Continue

Added by Layla on June 28, 2008 at 8:03pm — No Comments

New Changes

First order of business, If you are reading this then you would have noticed that my avatar is fixed; it's no longer that pixel over zoomed image that I used. I still don't know what was causing it to do that. I had to trick the image loader.

You will also notice that I have two new friends. I accepted them based on believe-ability and/or possession of talents that may prove useful to myself. I recommend you check out their pages for yourselves.

Added by Metaluna Mutant on June 28, 2008 at 7:20pm — No Comments

The Fallen World: Part 1 - Rise of The Dead

Introduction:

The Fallen World is my account as a survivor of the most horrific event in all of history. When the undead rise from victims of a plague and utterly destroy society and throwing the delicate balance of world order down into complete chaos. What I say in this series of biographies is true, they just haven't happened yet. So enjoy and comment, any suggestions for next week's chapter is welcome.



Part 1 - Rise of The Dead



The glow of the TV projects it's… Continue

Added by James Diaz on June 28, 2008 at 2:37am — 3 Comments

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