All Blog Posts Tagged 'sister' (3)

Surviving 9

A week? Maybe two since I killed Ginger. Why do I say killed? These things, these rejects from hell, they aren’t alive. They’re just… fuck. I don’t know what they are. I know that they eat people. Why? What does that do? So far, I haven’t found any droppings, haven’t seen one of them dump a load on the floor. None of them has come out of a building with toilet paper stuck to a shoe. Is there a scientist somewhere out there, trying to figure out why these…

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Added by Rob Morganbesser on July 29, 2012 at 6:06pm — No Comments

It Happened To Me

Oh, dear Jesus, I think that was my little sister.

One of them. One of them, now.

Can someone tell me where I’m supposed to find the strength to behead my little sister?

I understand we’re in the fight of our lives. We have to fight for our lives. Believe me, I get it. I’ve chopped more than enough people – well, OK, they’re not really people – to know what this is. I’m lucky I’m alive, and not one of those ….things,… Continue

Added by Mark Twain on June 16, 2009 at 12:48pm — No Comments

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor......

So the Zombie Apocaqlypse has begun.

I've gotta say, post-apocalyptic "Zombie World" is not all it was cracked up to be.

There are way less of the "provactive-yet-functional outfits" and "cool-zombies-decapitating moves" side of…

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Added by Jesi Jemison on December 2, 2007 at 6:30pm — 2 Comments

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