Lek's Blog (13)

God is dead

I'm scared

I'm sorry



If you're reading this you are a survivor, for now. From what you have seen in this house, you are either totally shocked or it is already second nature. From the sounds you hear in the basement, you have either taken care of it or you are cautious. After this letter, you will either pass judgement or you will empathize. If you pass judgement, the only thing I have to say is fuck you. You didn't see what I saw. If you empathize, there are no… Continue

5/12: If you were the lead in a zombie movie, what would your Zombie Slaying name be?



5/11: Book Titles that would be good with zombies/zombie themes in them.



5/8: What Band name would be better if it was zombie related?



5/7: If you could remake a movie and put zombies in it, what movie would it be?



5/6: If you could have zombies in any sport, what sport would it be and what zombie would be the star?



5/5: If your mom came back/turned into a… Continue

10/13

Rain Thundering Down/ The Dirt is Washing Away/ Rise of the Undead



6/3

Zombies Hate Rappers/Bling Causes Indigestion/They Prefer Nudists



5/28

Worker Bee Right Now/Party Animal Tonight/Zombie Tomorrow



5/27:

mommy, hey mommy/why is daddy eating her/HE IS JUST HUNGRY



5/19

The Hunger Grows Deep/Muscles Running On Instinct/Time To Dine On Brains



5/15

Blood Grows Cold, Pulse Slows/ Eyes Glaze Over, Skin Sags… Continue

If you were to get a pet and wanted to name it a zombie related name, what would it be?

Mine would be Romero

#MFZARMonday : where people on Twitter talk about brain dead people they would like to see eaten by zombies.



1. @BryceJenkins

#MFZARMonday: Those 12 year old kids on Xbox Live who feel screaming is a valid form of communication with rational adults enjoying a game.



2.@midnight_faerie

#MFZARMonday People that make fun of you when… Continue

This week was the first official #MFZARMonday where people on Twitter talk about brain dead people they would like to see eaten by zombies.



Here are the 5 finalists for the first #MFZARMonday on Twitter.



1. hollywoodninja:People who write checks for less than $10 of groceries. There's an invention called an ATM. Visit one #MFZARMonday



2.… Continue

For anyone interested in Promo Packages, send me a message and we will talk

-Lek

Its not everyday that the sports world can lead to breakthroughs in zombie defense. But over the past few weeks, this has been the case.



MLB (Major League Baseball) has two common types of wood they use for bats, Maple and Ash. Maple has slowly grown in use due to the lighter weight compared to Ash, but just this year people are discovering Maple isn't all its cracked up to be. Under heavy stress,flying baseballs or zombie heads, Maple is known to crack quicker and splinter more,… Continue

Walking and stalking.



Thats all I have become. In a sense I feel like one of them. No family, no friends, just them...

I am the only one left? Would it be better to let them feast upon me? Could they possibly let me join them? I'm so alone. Man can only hunt so long before he becomes the prey.



I've picked off a few but its nothing. What does a few less zombies mean? Now there are just others first in line to feed.



It's only been 5 days and already I speak… Continue

The Zombie fled across the parking lot... and the Hunter followed. Its been 3 days now since the hunt has begun. Today i finally decided to document all of whatever this is. For the first 2 days i crept and watched, more so then i stalked and hunted. I thought there would be others like me, but so far nothing. There are others like them, plenty of them. They arent as dumb as i thought they would be. But then again, what i thought is all derived from movies. They smell like... well like the… Continue

Inside my head

I have these thoughts

That aren’t off my creation

I can tell by the sensation

I get when I try to think

How these things got so imbedded

Inside my brain

Inside these walls of wisdom

That have become a prison

For these alien ideas

From another place

From another’s face

Who’s energy

Has turned my lights on

But I’m not home

I don’t know if I care

That I have been permeated

I don’t know If I… Continue

Oh that taste

Nothing in the world resembles it

Cold

Dirty

Metallic

Yet smooth

Warm

Relaxing

Quiet

But loud

Enticing

Extraordinary

Enlightening

Calming

Reassuring

Pleasant

It tastes like an answer

It tastes like power

Like sorrow

Like a choice

If these things had a taste

This is what they would be manifested into

This is the taste of reason

Of finality

Of cause and… Continue

She infected me
With perfection
She perfected me
With infection

Here I am
With no direction
All because
Of my perception

In a constant state
Of pure perplex ion
I must mount
My insurrection

Things will change
With a little correction
The disease will vanish
Thanks to detection

Now when I see her
I’ll see only a reflection
Of what she is
The perfect infection