God is dead
If you're reading this you are a survivor, for now. From what you have seen in this house, you are either totally shocked or it is already second nature. From the sounds you hear in the basement, you have either taken care of it or you are cautious. After this letter, you will either pass judgement or you will empathize. If you pass judgement, the only thing I have to say is fuck you. You didn't see what I saw. If you empathize, there are no… Continue
Added by Lek on May 6, 2009 at 11:30pm —
5/12: If you were the lead in a zombie movie, what would your Zombie Slaying name be?
5/11: Book Titles that would be good with zombies/zombie themes in them.
5/8: What Band name would be better if it was zombie related?
5/7: If you could remake a movie and put zombies in it, what movie would it be?
5/6: If you could have zombies in any sport, what sport would it be and what zombie would be the star?
5/5: If your mom came back/turned into a… Continue
Added by Lek on April 27, 2009 at 7:30pm —
Rain Thundering Down/ The Dirt is Washing Away/ Rise of the Undead
Zombies Hate Rappers/Bling Causes Indigestion/They Prefer Nudists
Worker Bee Right Now/Party Animal Tonight/Zombie Tomorrow
mommy, hey mommy/why is daddy eating her/HE IS JUST HUNGRY
The Hunger Grows Deep/Muscles Running On Instinct/Time To Dine On Brains
Blood Grows Cold, Pulse Slows/ Eyes Glaze Over, Skin Sags… Continue
Added by Lek on April 27, 2009 at 7:00pm —
If you were to get a pet and wanted to name it a zombie related name, what would it be?
Mine would be Romero
Added by Lek on April 21, 2009 at 6:47pm —
#MFZARMonday : where people on Twitter talk about brain dead people they would like to see eaten by zombies.
#MFZARMonday: Those 12 year old kids on Xbox Live who feel screaming is a valid form of communication with rational adults enjoying a game.
#MFZARMonday People that make fun of you when… Continue
Added by Lek on April 21, 2009 at 2:58pm —
This week was the first official #MFZARMonday where people on Twitter talk about brain dead people they would like to see eaten by zombies.
Here are the 5 finalists for the first #MFZARMonday on Twitter.
1. hollywoodninja:People who write checks for less than $10 of groceries. There's an invention called an ATM. Visit one #MFZARMonday
Added by Lek on April 14, 2009 at 10:30am —
For anyone interested in Promo Packages, send me a message and we will talk
Added by Lek on October 21, 2008 at 10:35pm —
Its not everyday that the sports world can lead to breakthroughs in zombie defense. But over the past few weeks, this has been the case.
MLB (Major League Baseball) has two common types of wood they use for bats, Maple and Ash. Maple has slowly grown in use due to the lighter weight compared to Ash, but just this year people are discovering Maple isn't all its cracked up to be. Under heavy stress,flying baseballs or zombie heads, Maple is known to crack quicker and splinter more,… Continue
Added by Lek on July 8, 2008 at 2:30pm —
Walking and stalking.
Thats all I have become. In a sense I feel like one of them. No family, no friends, just them...
I am the only one left? Would it be better to let them feast upon me? Could they possibly let me join them? I'm so alone. Man can only hunt so long before he becomes the prey.
I've picked off a few but its nothing. What does a few less zombies mean? Now there are just others first in line to feed.
It's only been 5 days and already I speak… Continue
Added by Lek on May 10, 2008 at 9:30pm —
The Zombie fled across the parking lot... and the Hunter followed. Its been 3 days now since the hunt has begun. Today i finally decided to document all of whatever this is. For the first 2 days i crept and watched, more so then i stalked and hunted. I thought there would be others like me, but so far nothing. There are others like them, plenty of them. They arent as dumb as i thought they would be. But then again, what i thought is all derived from movies. They smell like... well like the… Continue
Added by Lek on May 8, 2008 at 2:00am —
Inside my head
I have these thoughts
That aren’t off my creation
I can tell by the sensation
I get when I try to think
How these things got so imbedded
Inside my brain
Inside these walls of wisdom
That have become a prison
For these alien ideas
From another place
From another’s face
Has turned my lights on
But I’m not home
I don’t know if I care
That I have been permeated
I don’t know If I… Continue
Added by Lek on May 6, 2008 at 1:30am —
Oh that taste
Nothing in the world resembles it
It tastes like an answer
It tastes like power
Like a choice
If these things had a taste
This is what they would be manifested into
This is the taste of reason
Of cause and… Continue
Added by Lek on May 6, 2008 at 1:23am —
She infected me
She perfected me
Here I am
With no direction
Of my perception
In a constant state
Of pure perplex ion
I must mount
Things will change
With a little correction
The disease will vanish
Thanks to detection
Now when I see her
I’ll see only a reflection
Of what she is
The perfect infection
Added by Lek on May 6, 2008 at 1:11am —