I just smoked my last doob. Sucks. I can see them at my window. Peering in, moaning moaning moaning until it becomes a song in your head "deaad deeaad you deaaadd" right to the top 10, Dick! BINGO! one has a pink dress on, her bloodied blond hair is missing on one side. you'd think that'd killed her. the other one's got blue lips, literally blue, from ice cream or birthday cake. there's about 20 now. there were 30. damnit. not winning any mother of the year awards this year am I? I… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on March 2, 2013 at 5:48pm —
Tweedle Dee wasn't so Dum when he left the other Tweedle behind
There was an old woman who holed up in a zoo
She had so many zombies, she didn't know what to do
She gave them all whippin's and they lost their heads
And kicked their asses soundly as she laid them to dead
Peter Peter fleshy eater
Had a wife but couldn't keep her
He put her in a coffin shell
And there he kept her very well
Added by Tori Luve on March 2, 2013 at 5:03pm —
I can smell you - you oozing, rotting, filthy thing.
I hear your breathless sighs in the night.
I know what you are.
And I will hunt you down, destroy you.
I can smell you, smell your fear
as I claw at your door, anticipating the soft snap of your flesh between my teeth
Added by Tori Luve on March 2, 2013 at 4:48pm —
Well, now that
- Marshall law can be declared on a national level at the whim of the Commander in Chief
- U.S. citizens can be detained without cause and indefinitely
- U.S. citizens can be stripped of their citizenship without trial
- You are considered a possible "terrorist" if you have more than 7 days worth of food in your household
- You can be tortured with no right to counsel
- Habius Corpus has been suspended,
- National CDC has…
Added by Tori Luve on January 12, 2012 at 5:13pm —
www.natchezss.com - keyword Zombies
All the REAL Zombie Killing ammo you'll ever need. No Joke, well it IS funny, but no joke, if you know what I mean.
Added by Tori Luve on January 12, 2012 at 5:01pm —
The Finkelsteins were the first family, 5 kids pulled out of school for suspected pertussis. Then it was the Klein family, the Cohens, the Smiths, the Whitefeathers, the Gonzalezs . . .
The school nurse reported less than 10% of the student population is present today. Diagosis: Whooping Cough
"I thought ALL kids got that shot as a mandatory childhood immunization?"
"You know, the Finkelsteins, Kliens and Cohens always do summer vacation… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on June 17, 2011 at 8:14pm —
Roger has always pissed me off. But now that he has turned into a flesh eating Zombie, he really pisses me off.
It didn't have to be this way. Stupid mistakes, carelessness, bravado in the form of John Wayne machismo.
I told him to call in sick the day the riots started. He worked just blocks away at the Loaf N Jug at that broasted chicken place inside. Fry boy. "Not fried, broasted," he'd… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on November 18, 2010 at 5:30pm —
The ever constant wind rattles the hatch slightly and whistles through the trailer. Wylie lets out a low "huff", alerting me to the presence of something or someone nearby. Renegade trots over to join us, his ears flattened hard against his head.
"Yeah, I know, boys, I think I heard it too," I whisper, grabbing the shotgun, while clicking off the safety. I give them the hand signal of a flat hand, palm outword "Stay" as I move… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on October 16, 2010 at 9:00pm —
Lost track of time - feels like endless nothingness, except for the moans. I swear I heard "scritching" today. Hope it was a rat. I'd eat a rat about now. No fire, so raw rat, sushi rat, rat-a-tat-tooie. . .
Beets are all gone, damnit. Time for a treasure hunt, me pretty. Has rained for 3 days. Was able to fill up all the Coke cans + beer bottles. Feeling stronger. Time to make a Y turn and see what is down that a… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on October 13, 2010 at 10:28pm —
I lifted the can of Coke to my lips, sniffing the stale sugary caffeine smell. "This Coke tastes dry" I thought as the dust touched my tongue. I am going crazy, that has to be it . . .
It's morning again, I think. I can see light at the end of the tunnel. Laughing to myself, I repeat out loud, "I can see the light at the end of the tunnel." It is a grim joke. . .…
Added by Tori Luve on October 12, 2010 at 1:30pm —
The wind picked up slightly so I ran up the jib and I turned off the trolling motor. We weren’t going to make great time to the Channel Islands, but at least we’d put some distance between us and the coastline.
We sat silent, in reflection, sipping beer and eating Cheetos. Jen said she’d make something substantial for us later. That was fine. I think we ate out of shock anyway, not really hungry, just something to do so we didn’t have to talk about Malibu Pier.
Added by Tori Luve on August 7, 2010 at 8:30pm —
The original plan was to sail up to Malibu, snag some celebrity photos (yeah, I am one of those paparazzi scumbags who sells to the gossip rags. All I can say is that it pays well --- very well, for the right… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on August 7, 2010 at 2:30pm —
Happy New Year. I'm laughing at the absurdity of it when I say it out loud --- H A P P Y- F U C K I N' -N E W Y E A R. .
Man, L.A. went down so fast no one knew what really happened until it was too late just, what, uh, months ago?
I was out on the Ewa, my sweet lil' 24 foot Corsair. She's a sexy, fast trimaran, that slices through the water like a razor through filet mignon. I've hit 20 knots with her before. Man, I love this boat! Jen and… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on August 6, 2010 at 9:30pm —
That was the question on everyone’s mind when Hubert suggested it was time for a town run.
Winter had kept us industrious, yet pretty cloistered, spending every waking moment on patrol or fortifying Madonna Hill. Now that Spring was in the air, we all had a horrible case of “cabin fever” and we were wearing thin on each other's nerves.
I was up for the trip, no matter who or what was out there.
After Vegas fell, the changes in the Valley were immediate. Everyone… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on August 26, 2009 at 12:00pm —
I fumbled with the triple lock system, my fingers working like independent spider’s legs. “Come on, COME ON!” I yelled. It released and I belly-crawled/slid down the tube that led to one of the outside ports.
The gunfire was still muted. I tried figure how far away it was, but couldn’t so I decided to take the far left port. One more set of locks and I was out. I squinted through the peep hole, blinding myself with sunlight. “SHIT! Close your eyes, count to 10” I thought. Click,… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on August 12, 2009 at 9:00pm —
BANG! BANG! BANG!
“GET THE MUTHER FUCKE.. . ., I started to yell when a hand clapped over my mouth.. “Shhhhh, Tori, wake-up,” whispered Sam. I sat upright in the sleeping bag, blinking in the darkness and instinctively reached for my glasses. As I put them on, my eyes focused quickly, along with my head.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
There it was again. NOT gunshots, as in my dream, but pounding on some thing
. “Where is everyone?” I… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on August 7, 2009 at 1:53am —
Received today July 30, 2009:
SUBJECT: DENVER & SURROUNDING AREA SURVIVORS - Looking for other Survivors? - WE CAN HELP!
CONTENT: We are a large group of survivors who have shelter, food, medical, doctors, INFASTRUCTURE & PROTECTION!
The reason you have not heard from us before is we have spent the last 7 months eradicating metro area Denver of ZED. We are now 65% ZED free. COME… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on July 30, 2009 at 9:30pm —
Stories are supposed to have a beginning and an end, so they say. I figure the end will be my death, hopefully not as a slobbering mindless bot. The last chapter has yet to be written. . . so, today, I start in the middle.
2 years have passed since the initial outbreak and Nevada contamination. Sam, my husband, and I were already in SoCo working on a 100% green, off grid living project - a personal permaculture of sorts. The '89 Mallard had been placed, fences were up, pastures… Continue
Added by Tori Luve on July 28, 2009 at 11:00pm —