I just smoked my last doob. Sucks. I can see them at my window. Peering in, moaning moaning moaning until it becomes a song in your head "deaad deeaad you deaaadd" right to the top 10, Dick! BINGO! one has a pink dress on, her bloodied blond hair is missing on one side. you'd think that'd killed her. the other one's got blue lips, literally blue, from ice cream or birthday cake. there's about 20 now. there were 30. damnit. not winning any mother of the year awards this year am I? I…
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Tweedle Dee wasn't so Dum when he left the other Tweedle behind
There was an old woman who holed up in a zoo
She had so many zombies, she didn't know what to do
She gave them all whippin's and they lost their heads
And kicked their asses soundly as she laid them to dead
Peter Peter fleshy eater
Had a wife but couldn't keep her
He put her in a coffin shell
And there he kept her very well
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I can smell you - you oozing, rotting, filthy thing.
I hear your breathless sighs in the night.
I know what you are.
And I will hunt you down, destroy you.
I can smell you, smell your fear
as I claw at your door, anticipating the soft snap of your flesh between my teeth
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All the REAL Zombie Killing ammo you'll ever need. No Joke, well it IS funny, but no joke, if you know what I mean.
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The Finkelsteins were the first family, 5 kids pulled out of school for suspected pertussis. Then it was the Klein family, the Cohens, the Smiths, the Whitefeathers, the Gonzalezs . . .
The school nurse reported less than 10% of the student population is present today. Diagosis: Whooping Cough
"I thought ALL kids got that shot as a mandatory childhood immunization?"
"You know, the Finkelsteins, Kliens and Cohens always do summer vacation…
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Roger has always pissed me off. But now that he has turned into a flesh eating Zombie, he really pisses me off.
It didn't have to be this way. Stupid mistakes, carelessness, bravado in the form of John Wayne machismo.
I told him to call in sick the day the riots started. He worked just blocks away at the Loaf N Jug at that broasted chicken place inside. Fry boy. "Not fried, broasted," he'd…
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The ever constant wind rattles the hatch slightly and whistles through the trailer. Wylie lets out a low "huff", alerting me to the presence of something or someone nearby. Renegade trots over to join us, his ears flattened hard against his head.
"Yeah, I know, boys, I think I heard it too," I whisper, grabbing the shotgun, while clicking off the safety. I give them the hand signal of a flat hand, palm outword "Stay" as I move…
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Lost track of time - feels like endless nothingness, except for the moans. I swear I heard "scritching" today. Hope it was a rat. I'd eat a rat about now. No fire, so raw rat, sushi rat, rat-a-tat-tooie. . .
Beets are all gone, damnit. Time for a treasure hunt, me pretty. Has rained for 3 days. Was able to fill up all the Coke cans + beer bottles. Feeling stronger. Time to make a Y turn and see what is down that a…
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I lifted the can of Coke to my lips, sniffing the stale sugary caffeine smell. "This Coke tastes dry" I thought as the dust touched my tongue. I am going crazy, that has to be it . . .
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The original plan was to sail up to Malibu, snag some celebrity photos (yeah, I am one of those paparazzi scumbags who sells to the gossip rags. All I can say is that it pays well --- very well, for the right…
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