Layla's Blog – May 2008 Archive (7)

Well i have a random doctor appointment next week, maybe they found a cure for zombifacation OR they'll tell me when my carpal tunnel surgery is...idk.



I got another letter from the Navy, oh yeh i'm going to enlist just so i can go save a country that is getting eaten alive by zombies! hello! isn't there a problem in this.....next time they call i'm planning on asking if there is a zombie division in there area of service, i'd love to hear their reaction.



its storming… Continue

unforseen event have started to take place in wisconsin. between the times of 1:30 am and 3 am May 27 2008 there were mass power outages all across the state. Warning alarms woke me at HQ a little after 3:30 am. I've checked on our possible zombied individuals and no change has occured. no drop in temps, no desinigrating flesh and no urge to eat people. They were released with approval from two senior associates earlier this morning. Both will report back later this evening. there has also been… Continue

As posted yesterday in the NWS outbreak there were a few outbreaks in Wisconsin. A question surrounds the group if maybe the weather is linked to these attacks. Luckily, we were able to step in and control the few that were spotted, before anyone was attacked....severely.



Speaking of which we have two injured people in custody and the head of our health department is currently running tests to see if the two individuals have any traces of solanum in their systems. At this point all… Continue

Keepah just sent me a few links to youtube vids with Max Brookes speaking to a group of college kids about proper survival. Pretty crazy stuff. Also a found a few vids of proper zombie weaponry and how to totally survive an attack. The most anyone can do really is swear by the Guide and follow it to a T. Max stated this in his speech.

Well i'm going to do a quick round about the perimeter, send out new troops, and i'll talk to all you fab people tomorrow.

Lost just posted about separate zombie attacks at different areas of the US. Well the first in cali and the other in the south. Most Voodoo rituals are done in the South. Isn't it possible that it's Voodoo Zombies and not genuine zombies. There are a few differences.



1.) Voodoo Zombies can show emotion

2.) Voodoo Zombies exhibit thought

3.) Voodoo Zombies feel pain

4.) Voodoo Zombies recognize fire

5.) Voodoo Zombies recognize their surroundings and… Continue

Well i just read the random post by Lost about a corpse that possibly took longer to reanimate than usual. This could be Solanum. Solanum has yet to be pin pointed in nature but a characterist of Solanum is that it takes usually 24 hours to completely develope in a corpse that has been infected by it. In some rare and cautious circumstances its been either a shorter or longer period of time. Check out The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks chptr 1. pg 2.

Just got approved for my membership on this site. Love it already. Well I'm head of SAAZL (Super Awesome Anti-Zombie League). We have about 26 members at this time to speak of. Most of them consist of random people at my school, but most are just really close friends. We started it as a joke, well mostly just something fun to do. One to many zombie movies, lol. Then it just all of a sudden got really real. more people were talking about zombies and less about anything else. Then i got a couple… Continue