Take a jump from out the window cuz its way to far to walk through the door....

Dearest friends,
I need a drink.
ABsolutely besides the point but indeed true.
Theres been a few more sightings of the undead through out the park, more so now that those windy sons of bitches keep moving ne around to different locations. >:[
Lucky for me Im only working once a week now, less chances of getting infected, Unlucky for me, IM ONLY WORKING ONE DAY A WEEK!!! How am I supposed to pay for my drugs and partying?! DDDD: I know right? Devistating. Funds are running low. This Zombie appocalyps just needs to hurry the fuck up and happen because then people would be to worried about moneis and working because theyre to buisy being eaten alive!! Of course. I do love my kitchen work, perhaps we can baracade ourselves in a kitchen? Plenty of sharp objects and wepons, and food! This place used to be a hospital so theres plenty of room and medical supplies. WHos down? Payment for entry is a bottle of rum.
The end.

Cordially
R.

Ps: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. <3