Bowling Green Kentucky The Devils Back Yard part 2

After we had assured the rest of the crew that we were not kidding and that John was nowZombie chow, Thats when the fun started a few of the guys were in a state of close to shock , Mushroom was in a state of terror and Joe , with his usual cool ,calm demeanor said " Well screw the no smoking in the mall rule and he lit up as did Anthony and Robert Harp. I said," Im going to miss John he was kinda goofy and he spent a little to much time on the computer down at the customer service desk but he was good people". The two Roberts had an Idea that we should check the mall and make sure none of the Necros got inside . I aksed joe if he would mind going for a stroll over to thw sporting goods store with me ,he had no problem with that , while the two Robert's ,Anthony and Mushroom Went on there hunt for necro's in the mall. I stopped by our cleaning room and got out our big floor scrubber its a ride-on that go's pretty fast and weighs about a ton. When we got to the sporting goods store Joe asked me ," What are you going to do?, Wash the floor in front of there store"? "Watch" was all I replied with a hellaciouse evil grin.I drove over to the store accros the corridoor and said " you may want to back up a few" I hit the gas andshot backward as fast as my floor zambonie would go. I counted to three in my head and only made it to two, before I took there whole safety grate with me into the store with a resounding crash! " I have wanted to do that since my first night working here! "I yelled , Joe said ," Yes that did look like fun ". I went straight over to the aluminum bats and took about five and threw them in a shopping cart, Dude why Bats when there are all theses guns?" I said " Oh we are going to take all the guns we can fit in a cart along with ammo and other shit too ... but Bats first cause you dont have to worry about a bat running out of bulletts." Joe retorted with " I like that kind of thinking". We collected Rifles, hand guns,a few semi auto machine guns ,machettes,2 huge first aid kits , T-shirts, crossbows and bolts and a bow and a shitload of arrows for anthony and on our way out the door I grabbed six boxes of energy bars. (to be continued )