ZombieReportingCenter.com May Contest!

This month's contest is a variation of the old desert island question:

What one weapon would you bring to the zombie apocalypse?

I'd bring my Stanley Fubar. I could bash a zombie's skull, pry open doors, board up windows or walkways and even open canned goods (not the easiest task, but do-able). With it's pry-bar end, hammer side and gripper/ripper side, my Fubar would be a versatile and useful tool in any apocalyptic scenario. I could construct, destruct, kill and live with my Fubar.

What would you bring to the apocalypse? We're making it interesting and saying NO GUNS. No one wants to hear someone go on and on about the specs of their Glock 9mm with a laser scope or their AK-47 with the carbon fiber stock. We're taking it one step further and requiring that you send us a photo of yourself with your weapon to ensure that you actually have it. So, don't write about your 12 foot spear or prosthetic arm with the interchangeable chainsaw, mace and flamethrower attachments unless you actually have one. Besides why would you want to take a fantasy up against zombies?

• Send all photos (as an attachment) and essays to submissions@ZombieReportingCenter.com. Do not reply in the comments below with entries. The comments below are for questions, bragging, death threats and compliments.

• All submissions will be judged by the ZRC staff and the winner will receive a ZRC T-shirt and a bunch of stickers.

• The contest ends Sunday, May 25th at midnight (EST).

We're looking forward to your submissions!