My z-day plan (pretty much the best one I've ever seen)

When it all hits I'm going straight to the dry cleaners. Through all the madness the dry cleaners will do anything to get some money to buy some anti-zombie spray. I will tell them to dryclean a koala bracelet, and then he will go in the back room to do it. While he is distracted I will make my move. I will grab the phone there and call the army base. I'll tell them to give me all the guns their or I'll blow it up. They will give me all the guns, and then get really mad that someone stole all the guns and blame the dry cleaner because he owns the place. (That will also work for robbing a bank.)
Next I will sell all the guns and get a lot of money. Next I will use this money to rent patio furniture. Then I will get on a real tall building and drop the patio furniture on zombies. :D
ULTIMATE SURVIVAL PLAN AMIRITE?