Stupid Zombies

It seems no matter how valiant my efforts are, that my duty as a humanitarian to kill all zombies for my fellow brothers of the human race, is futile. Everyday it's another zombie to stupid to think for it's self, it has to come and try to take my brains. Stupid zombies don't you know, I kill fucking zombies. I enjoy doing this, killing those bastards is the most fun I have ever had, and believe me I've had some fun. I also find killing zombies very therapeutic, plus it's a great workout. Oh crap I got some pounding at the door right now. Got to go load the Kalashnikov and kill some poor stupid zombie, who came for my brains.