Major Blackouts...

unforseen event have started to take place in wisconsin. between the times of 1:30 am and 3 am May 27 2008 there were mass power outages all across the state. Warning alarms woke me at HQ a little after 3:30 am. I've checked on our possible zombied individuals and no change has occured. no drop in temps, no desinigrating flesh and no urge to eat people. They were released with approval from two senior associates earlier this morning. Both will report back later this evening. there has also been issued a small warning for the northern wisconsin area and saazl has now gone from green alert to orange. the alert will drop once all areas have been checked, rechecked, and re-rechecked for signs of post or pre-zombie infestations.

The earlier was written at 6 am on May 27. An Update...

The surrounding areas have been cleared and alert status shifted from orange back to green alert. Both individuals attacked yesterday have been cleared and are in perfect health. A new theory has developed: Could zombie outbreaks/attacks be linked to the weather? Our testing division is currently looking into this very plausable theory.