The Mouse is trying to hide the truth.

Warning! There have been sightings of zombie children at disneyland. Today was the second in the past week. The first was a little girl in the early stages of decay. She wandered in by the ...um, giant orange filled with swings....munching on a good chunk of someones limb. The skin of the arm?/leg? hung loose over her knuckles, here eyes blankly wandering about as if seeing something that wasnt there....maybe not seeing anything at all. The second was a little boy, the skin on his face looked like it had seen the wrong end of a flame thower and he was missing some teeth. This one was more active, far more agressive. He dragged himself around on all fours trying to take bites out of other guests. The man he came in with, clearly alive and well, swatted and scolded the boy, for the most part making sure he didnt do much damage. Perhaps theres a trend. Pet zombies? The little ones I suppose are like having those ugly mexican rat dogs.


Hmmm. It would seem Mickey Mouse is in cahoots([sp?] who the fuck uses this word?! me apperantly) with with lovers of the undead.