Babes in zombie world 1-26-10

Me and my friends have always been weird...We believed in the weirdest things..we all believed in aliens, Different religions that often moved off the beaten path, and yes we all had a zombie survival kit...That seemed to be the only one that came in handy...our gods have forsaken us,and if E.T. is out there he's laughing at our pathetic attempts to survive...I don't even know Why I"m writing this all down...not like there is anyone left to read it..I think it's just....maybe ..I 'unno...Any way I guess If I"m gonna do this I better do it right..I"m sure you have a lot of questions right now...What am I talking about? Zombies? yes ma'am Zombies. Bet your wonderin how the hell did this happen? Well two words...Super Flu...It came out in 2007. I didn't think much of it, but then again if it didn't have to do with my fantasy world, music or vodka, I never really did. Eventually it got to the point that even I couldn't ignore it. People were going away to camp st something or other. People were fighting over these passes...all they did was give you a place to go so you could die for free...so you could turn into one of them.Nooe knew that back then of course. Then it all went to hell. My roommate, me, and two of our guy friends had decided to put together A survival group..even before all this went down...even before it was cool. The boys always told us to just stay put. That they would come get us. And sure enough that is. just what happened. My roommate Laura and I were sitting on the couch. She was role playing on the computer I was talking her ear off about my latest guy problems. It was a typical night in for us. I remember hearing someone yelling, didn't think much of it though. then My best friend Micheal kicked in our back door. He looked at us so seriously as he said:
"it has begun".
We got pissed because he had just kicked in our door, and confused as hell as to what he was talking about. Then our boy Chris came in with a newspaper in his hand.
"Hey Kimi, come look at this." I walked over to his looming figure.
"What Chris? Did the Astros win or something? Is that why ya'll come in here freakin out like this?" he glared at me before replying.
"Stop being a smart ass kid and look at this" He held out the paper, I looked at it for a moment before grabbing. I knew something was wrong but I was too scared to find out what it was. I looked down at the paper , and my jaw dropped.
"are you kidding me?"Micheal shook his head and whispered,
"It's time to go..grab the packs and lets head out..We don't know how much time we have"


That was a few years back..things are so much different now. I'm glad we got out when we did...If we hadn't we would have been gone for sure...Thank god For being weird. oh In case your curious what the headline was... It said
"We lost a zombie"