Bandits!!!

Everyone used to think I was eccentric. Maybe even a little crazy. The way I looked at it, if I can survive a zombie apocalypse, I can survive anything. Ha, who knew right? ALL of my training has most def paid off. My wife, daughter and I just made it to the Academy sporting goods store. I was hoping that it wouldn't be picked over too bad. The first thing was to get sarah and abby to a safe place. We found a conference room with a deadbolt on the inside. Perfect. I gave sarah the 12 gauge, plr and told her to stay there until I got back from securing the store. I grabbed my dha and ninjato, and changed into my tabis. This was a stealth mission. As I made my way down the camping section, I could hear a small group of men. 5, no, 6 different voices. Redneck, belligerent and drunk. Fuckin' great. " I know I smell a woman", I heard the one with the buckteeth say."Well if we see her we're all gettin' some tonight fellas", the fat one in grease stained overalls shouted. Only one had gun. Fuckin' really? Two had huge ass pieces of rebar, one with a shovel, one had a wrecking bar and the last one looked unarmed. They had no idea what was about to unfold. As I ran silently towards the inebriated group, I drew both swords. The gunman was target #1, after that, I didn't give a fuck about the order they died in. Shovel guy was closest so that would do. As they turned around to confront me, I ran past the group, beheading my two primary targets. Their lifeless bodies still walked and twitched as blood sprayed like a water hose. They all began to scream as I disemboweld and dismembered them. I was sure to kill the fat one real slow for even thinking about raping my wife. Then,I felt the hot sting in my shoulder before I heard the pop. It was like getting cut with a white hot knife. I've never been shot until now. As I turned and ran at the bandit I thought was unarmed, another round flew past my head. I ducked as I ran past, and sliced him right in half. I will never forget that thick, squishing sound. He had a small 9mm pistol. Must have had it in his waistband. I cleared the rest of the store, took their guns, and went back to get sarah to dig out this fucking bullet...