Crete?

*In a C-130 over the mediterranean sea*

Thank god for Blackwater's infinite resources because any other company would've left us there. Anyway here I sit next to King and Page wondering whether or not Page is gonna give me one of his very tasty looking slim jims or not. I'm so glad I was able to keep the charging chord otherwise I would of gone insane with boredom about an hour ago but I didn't so now I'm listening to Throw it on me by Timbaland. I wonder if there are zombies in Crete?

*2 hours later in a Cretan field*

FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WOULDN'T LET US LAND IN THE AIRPORT SO WE HAD TO LAND IN SOME FUCKING FIELD. Luckily though there aren't any zombies here, buuuuut unfortunatly legal we're not supposed to be here...wait...be right back

*3 minutes later same place*

This kinda sucks the Cretes have sent their military to get us outta here. So the Verduzco says to us "Hey guys sorry to tell ya this but we got a convoy of cretan military headed right for us so gear up and get ready." King asks "Crete has a military?" we had a good laugh at that one and got our gear.

I don't think those motherfuckers know who they're fucking with. We got them outgunned, outtrained, and outfought. So heres the plan for the ambush we're setting up a hammer and anvil ambush meaning that some of us will take a few shots at the convoy then when they get out and go behind their humvees the rest of us on the other side of the road open up and this place was made for a hammer and anvil the terrain looks something like this

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A arm chair general couldn't of picked a better spot but now I must go because we gotta set it up see you in a bit