first zombie incounter

one day i was walking down the street when i had my first zombie incounter . as i walked up to it it turned towards me and started at me and ran after me and cornered me i this small alley .were i thought it was going to become my last resting place .when i looked to the side of me and there was a metal pipe and some broken bottles i took a broken bottle in one hand and the pipe in the other .and as the zombie walked twords me i took the broken bottle and and shoved it it into his eye socket intill his eyeball was squeezing out the other end of it .and then i ramed the pipe right through the top of his head intill it went through his head and his jaw .then as he fell to the ground i kicked him in the face and then i looked down and seen a brick and i picked it up and smashed his head in intill his brains were falling out of his head .then i got the heck out of there .that will teach so zombie to think twice to mess with me .