So I have been living with my boyfriend in his country home for over a year now and when I first started visiting over here about 5 years ago there where no neighbors. All of a sudden people started selling their land and others started building houses on it. Originally this would be a great to ride out any zombie outbreak. The house is on a hill and the area wasn't very populated. There are woods in front of the house that run down to a stream and then all the way to town with a few breaks in the cover for small roads. All the windows are high up and unless zombies start standing on each others shoulders we are good.
We have talked about the zombie situation many times and how it could possibly play out. In the start we would be ok for a while as long as every thing would run it's course and eventually be over, but now we are pretty much fucked. The main road which was pretty much populated by deer, woods, and cow pasture is now sub-divisions. The immediate area around the house is growing up in to an actual neighborhood where the houses are getting closer together.
When the soccer Mom's slaughter their snot nosed little kids they will all head this way.

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Reptile Comment by Reptile on January 26, 2009 at 5:29pm
very funny bobby but on another note with the windows i imediatly thought of starship troopers there would be so many they would start climbing over the dead to get to you my theory being a northerner was take over a general motors plant use the metals to barricade yourself in take in unwounded survivors aquisition food from local markets and use the metals in the shop to reinforce the vehicles so they wont top and are more durable colect people and food stuffs and move on just a idea cause your bound to find a spot to repopulate and somebody somewhere may think that too
bobby Comment by bobby on January 26, 2009 at 8:11am
get em before they get you!! at least you have the knowledge that it can happen and are prepared. they will just be like"oh my god billy your hurt! why are you looking at me that way? oh god! why are you eating me?? billy!!!!" LOL

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