Ignore my ramblings; I've been traumatized

So I wrote something on here before, and it was literally long and everything, but it didn't post cause of internet issues. Goodness, you would imagine it would be easier to get internet access, what with the zombie apocalypse and all. Which makes me wonder, is there some safe house full of people set on operating the internet for the last survivors on the planet? Is that what they're doing? I guess it's probably a good thing, or I wouldn't be able to facebook stalk my friends (dead friends?) when I get bored and lonely. I'm not exactly sure what I'm saying right now. I just went to a supermarket and ate like 30 servings of cheetos then fell asleep. This whole situation really isn't good for my health. People should be here saying I can't do certain things! But alas, they just aren't. I was going to write on here a lot, then I guess I got distracted with other things. Like going to people's houses and using their trampolines because they can't tell me not to. (You should try it; apparently, it's really good exercise- or so I tell myself!) And something I find extremely amusing are the internet memes. Because when zombies finally decided to rampage through the world, interneters were the most prepared. Like, we were just waiting for this to happen.

Okay, so I hear something outside. Ehhhhh?

Oh it's okay! It's just a dog! Where did it come from, anyways? Well, I will take this dog. Yes. I should probably go now before I embarass myself more.....

Yours truly! 8)

creepy smiley face.

*Oh, and I do realize that it is not grammatically correct to start a sentence with a conjunction. But you know what? (<Heh, see what I did there?!)