Illinois Outbreak?

The road home had been blocked by a severe car pile-up and we had to take the back road home. That was a big fuckin' mistake. About a mile out of town, a graveyard watches over the city of Hoopeston. It's pretty old, some tombstones dating back well over a hundred years. I read somewhere that zombies cant climb out of their graves, due to the fact that they are only as weak as humans. That's BULLSHIT. I saw a whole swarm of the Stenches marching their way into town. All i can think of is getting home to my girlfriend and get the fuck out. The line from Day of the Dead rings out clearer than ever-"I ask you again Captain, where will you go?"