M.A.M (model americans militia)

We invite all of the sons and daughters of liberty and freedom to join our noble cause. You don't have to be an American to have blood as thick as apple pie and a determination as strong as the Manifest Destiny. We welcome all those with a good head on their shoulders, a big stick in their hands, and an anthem in their hearts. We are the Model American Militia, and we scoff at the very idea of communism and caste oppression!

As you all may know, there is trouble brewing in Lost Zombies, such as mindless conformity, delusions of grandeur, and a blatant lack of empathy on the behalf of those who have proclaimed themselves leaders. It seems to be the trend lately, to not only be turning this website from a freely inspired and tactical knowledge database into yet another mindless social network, but also a mindless social network that reveres a dictatorial/pseudo-communist government.

Those who cannot be administrators of the site, and are still power-hungry, begin groups that urge you that, through a non-sequitor fallacy, a failed system of government is to be worshipped in order to be fully prepared for a zombie outbreak. They fill your heads with mindless and unfounded drivel that only serves as propoganda to garner a false respect as a "leader". They even go so far as to form a caste system, or heirarchy, if you will, that further places their corrupt viewpoints on a higher pedestal than those who are below them. I think we all understand who these men and women are.

Our mission at M.A.M. is not to herd up people like cattle in order to get them to mindlessly conform to our way of thinking, but to merely form alliances between those who all think alike. We wish to turn Lost Zombies back into the reservoir of creation that it used to be, to urge each member to think for him/herself, and to turn everyone against a zombie survivalist's greatest enemy: ignorance.

We offer all of you a chance for freedom of the mind and from the undead. For all of you that are with us, take our hand, and bring some ammunition!