Merchant of Death

As the sun broke someone started singing "Ain't no sunshine where they go, only darkness everyday, ain't no sunshine where they go, so now we must go away" I said to myself "ain't that the truth" there had been fighting all night and even though we were in our underground sleeping quarters it was still loud as fuck

Which is where we end up now, on the wall during sunrise and when the sun finally broke the mountains all we saw was bodies hundreds of thousands maybe even a million all up nd down the mountainside and there was stlll moaning. I heard somebody say it might of been Jenkins "Sweet Jesus we did all that?" I said without taking me gaze away from the dead "Yeah, we did"

Well, after that little spiel our guys headed straight for the crazy commander. I kicked down the door and said "EVERYBODY LEAVE!" the commander was about to leave but then I said "Not you, you owe us money"

We sat him down in a wooden chair then Pavalotos closed the door and Jones sat down in front of the crazy fuck and said "Look buddy, we drove 600 miles to get here fought off one of the biggest attacks we'd seen just to find out theres not money. So what I'm trying to say to you is that if we don't get something" Jones raised his finger and pointed at him "Your dead" The crazy said "I don't have any money but what I do have is weapons and everything you'd need to go with them" Jones then said "What kinda weapons? Because it better not be no cheap chinese fake shit" the crazy looked down and said "No, they good...no, they good"

We stood him up and had him take us to where they were. We went in a barracks down 9 flights of stairs and into a big ass room. The guy turned on the lights and Geter said "HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS." It was just row after row of everything from 44. Magnums to LAWs I dropped all my shit and ran down there to get what I wanted first.

I got my sidearms first I grabbed four 45s, a incredibly small sawed of shotgun that was maybe a foot long. After that I grabbed a AT4 (never know when you'll need a rocket launcher) then a M-14 and finally my piece de resistance an israeli made Negev we wrecked that armory every body walked out with 6 or 7 guns and ammo each. We had to 'comandeer' another truck just to get all our shit back to the house.

I finally got paid, it was a good day today