Morons.....

Jericho

....Yeah that's right i said Morons, every single one of them and not a one to spare. i didn't even try to let myself be seen to these morons who were having a good old time blindly firing at the zeds like morons who got firearms for the first time. one moron tripped tripped over a carcass and let a round slip into his buddy/brother/boyfriends empty head, he went and screamed like a kid and everyone else flipped out like morons, shooting him up as if he was bitten. i brought the mini helicopter back to the minivan i drove up in and plugged it into the solar charge out of habit, took the duffle bag and left anything i didn't need to be using including the body armor, these morons hit/miss ratio is laughable at best but i still needed to be quiet. i kept a brisk pace to get passed them and into the safe house the morons kept a wide open door to so i made sure to keep the ax out, the place was well lit and even had an air freshener out to make the place homely. it wasn't long before i found the MREs they stole from 'the community' as if they wouldn't get caught like a bunch of morons, whats worse is that they didn't even seem to hide them anywhere but left them all out in the open. i got the duffle bag out and piled the packs in as best as possible, they weren't as much but they were food none the less and it was getting scarce. the one single sound of a shoe skidding had me swing around with the ax and just missed the zed that came right passed the morons who didn't even realize. i made a second swing and managed to get right into the side of its head before i could get caught in its fatal funnel. the thud caused one of the morons to look back and make his way to the door way..............

He stepped into the room and swung his side arm around like a kid with a water gun, he was even babbling a pre-rehearsed speech about how great of a shot he was before he tripped over the zeds body and shot himself when he fell like a moron. the others rush into the building after hearing him scream while i came around the doorway after they passed it wasn't like i even snuck by with them panicking so bad they shot the moron up thinking he was bit. i switched my brisk pace to a full on sprint after i heard one of those 'WHERES THE FOOD' screams and made it back to the van when they all started shooting everything around the safe house with hopes to get some invisible moron running around. they got the bead on me when i turned the key over and the engine started up. one of them went rushing up to me right into the arms of a runner that came out in between us, the moron panicked so bad he ended up shooting his own buddy/brother/boyfriend who was trying to save him which caused the runner to get pressured into the morons neck. i shook my head and drove off in the van while the last two made no valiant effort in making a shot with the shammies they attracted with all that shooting they did...morons.....