Woke up this morning, and hustler dog was just sitting there, looking out at the sunrise. Looks like I'll have a friend to march with.
So I found something out about Hustler Dog today. I was just walking along the highway when Dog makes this weird, low growl. I looked around to see what was bothering him. I soon found out. The zombie must've been a fuckin' body builder. He was about 6 1/2 feet tall and built like that "Cheeseburger" guy from The Longest Yard. Damn, I miss Adam Sandler. Anyway, Cheeseburgers half walking, half stumbling towards us, and Dog just keeps on growling. No barking, no fleeing, just that strange low growl. Looks like I have a zombie detector too.
Hustler Dog's looking at me again. Damn those adorable brown eyes. Looks like he'll be cheating me of some more jerky. Scored a pretty good headshot on Cheeseburger.